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8,000 Women Protest Over Scarcity Of Husbands (LOOK)


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No fewer than 8,000 women on Thursday [Sept. 26] matched to the Zamfara Hisbah Commission, seeking the state government’s assistance to enable them to get married.

Led by the Chairperson of the Zamfara Widows Association, Hajiya Suwaiba Isa, and the patron, Alhaji Sa’idu Goshe, the women said they were not living a normal life and needed husbands to become whole.
“Many of us cannot afford two meals in a day because there are no men to support us,” they said.
The patron said the association had over 8,000 women, comprising 5,380 divorcees, 2,200 widows, 1,200 orphans and 80 others, whom he said, were looking for men to marry.He said the women also needed assistance to purchase household items such as beds,mattresses and other basic necessities needed to move to their husbands’ houses.
Goshe appealed to the commission to assist the association in screening suitors for the women. He said the screening would determine the suitors’ health status, source of livelihood and ability to maintain a family.

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VIDEO: Davido and Samuel Eto’o dancing Skelewu


Davido and Chelsea Fc Striker Samuel Eto’o met some days ago and here is something interesting, Davido is teaching the famous soccer star how to do the Skelewu dance… Lol Eto’o might just win the competition… Enjoy Click here to watch




Twerking World Record: Big Freedia Assembles 358 Booties In New York City


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If you pull a b*tt-muscle while twerking during your lunch break, do you get twerker’s comp?
It didn’t matter to 358 New Yorkers who on Wednesday helped set the Guinness World Record for most people simultaneously twerking. Big Freedia — a hip hop artist known for her booty poppin’ videos – created the event to promote herupcoming show on Fuse TV, “Big Freedia: Queen of Bounce.”
Yes, Guinness has officially recognized b*tt-wiggling as a legitimate world record. On Wednesday, a Guinness official spelled out the rules before all 358 twerkers shook what their mommas gave them for two straight minutes. A minimum of 250 people was required to set the record.
The Guinness rules for twerking are as follows:
  1. Body must remain upright, with movement concentrated in hips
  2. Participants can put hands on knees or hips for support
  3. Twerking action cannot comes from knees – hips only
  4. Freestyling or additional choreography not permitted – no hands on the ground, feet in the air, twirling, etc.
  5. Twerking action must be synchronized, can be at own pace
  6. All participants must twerk simultaneously for two minutes when Big Freedia gives the signal
  7. Any performers who do not participate fully for the entire two minutes will be deducted from the final total
Even those with amateur a*s skills at the event could twerk better than Miley Cyrus. Hannah, 26, and her boss, Patrick Dobens, 24, took a lunch break for the world record attempt.
“We practiced at the office a bit, but this is really my first time twerking,” Hannah, who declined to give her last name, told HuffPost Weird News. “I was wrecking that ball, but I think I was working on style too much and trying to get nasty with it. I think that took away from the overall quality of my twerk.”
It may have been Joan Wind, 73, who stole the show. The Manhattan senior stopped shopping at Macy’s so she could try her tush at twerking, which she’d practiced in the mirror before.
“Two or three years ago I saw it but I didn’t think I could do it,” Wind said. “Then I tried it at home in the mirror in the bedroom. And I said, ‘Oh, it’s shaking very good.’”
We at The Huffington Post know how to work it, too. On Thursday, Big Freedia joined us in the HuffPost Live studio to show Weird News reporter Andy Campbell and Live Host Ricky Camilleri how to twerk it. In the video above, you can see our footage from the event and watch Big Freedia school Huffington Post on air.

Akpos who is dying in the hospital

Akpos who is dying in the hospital is
surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his
wife and nurse. Says to
his eldest son:
To you, Peter, I leave the Airport houses.
To you, my dear daughter, I leave the
apartment blocks in East Legon
To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a
large future, I leave the City Center offices.
And you, my dear wife, the three residential
building towers at Tetteh Quarshie
The nurse, impressed, tells his wife:
Madam, your husband is very rich. He has so
many properties! You all are so lucky!!
And the wife retorts: Rich??? Lucky??? Our
whole family works for the cleaning company.
Those are his
Job schedules for cleaning!

3 men rushed their wives to hospital for delivery

3 men rushed their wives to hospital for delivery, shortly a nurse came out and asked “who is Femi dt works wt 3 crowns? Femi answerd, nd d nurse replied “congrats, ur wife gave birth to 3 babies”. Sheentered, came out and asked who is Bayo dt workswt at 7up? Bayo answerd nd d nurse replied “Congratz ur wife delivered 7 babies” b4 d nurse kud go bk 2 d labour room, d 3rd man ran away cuz he works at 33 beers.

Akpors and his wife(ekette)

1day akpors came back from work been
drunk den he meet his wife(ekette) and told
her that he want to use the bathroom...
when he came back he
said to his wife.....
Akpors:- honey can you believe our bathroom
start having automatic light when i opend the
door can you
believe it ??
Ekette:- idiot!!! U done go piss inside fridge..

Akpos who was a houseboy

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks
into
his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds
water
to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new
wine
called pasties, it was a french wine that
changes
colour if water is added onto it. Akpos
unaware
of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the
new wine and added water on it. Immediately
it
started changing colour.
...
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and
madam were sitted in the parlour, while
Akpos
was in the kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and
saw
Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i
call,
you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question
you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you
don't understand anything except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand
beside madam and ask me a questionwhile i
stand here. Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom
when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say
who
dey sneak enter the house girl room when
madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is
true
o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not
hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me
or
Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o,
i
can't understand anything at all.

A teacher and akpos

A teacher trying to teach good manners
asked her students this question: John if you
were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady, how would you tell her that you
have to go to the bathroom?
JOHN: "Just a minute, I have to go and pee."
TEACHER: "That would be rude and
impolite.How about you musa?"
MUSA: "I'm sorry, I really need to go to the
toilet."
TEACHER: "That's better but still not nice to say
the word toilet. Oh you Akpos can you use
your brain?"
AKPOS: "Darling, may I be excused for a
moment? I've got to shake hands with a very
dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce to you after dinner."

Husband and Wife




A couple watching a Premier League match
together.
After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a
Nollywood Actor.
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in
Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor
brother.
Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this
match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs
Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing
Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he
is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the
tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: mute, not uttering a word.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his
wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines
man.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow
cards. Is there not any Blue card or
something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African
Magic".*
Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't
disturb me.
Who wicked pass?

Akpors forgot to zip up his trousers,

Akpors forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady
tells him politely, "Sir your garage is
opened."
Akpors gave her a naughty smile as he zipped
up and asked "Did you see my black Range
Rover jeep parked inside?"
The lady smile back and said "No, just one
small Volvo with two Flat tyres."
One word

A man and A police

A man was going around 1.00am alone
in his car and got to a checkpoint. The police
man stopped him and asked
for everything which he gave out.
The police had nothing to ask again, in
order to charge him, guess what the
police man said; "I charge you for driving
alone at this
time of the day, if you come get accident
now who go go tell your people ?" The
man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with
me
here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal,
Angel Micheal and five angels are with
me here. The police man said: "all these
people inside this your small
car ? I charge you for overloading.

UNBELIEVABLE: See How This Naija Babe "Fall Our Hand"




Please, babes, it is good for you to develop yourselves before you start doing runs or going for competitions of any kind as this will save you the kind of embarrassment that this girl suffered as caught on tape.

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Woman Removes Panties And Starts Dancing At Funeral (PHOTO)


Members of BMW clubs across South Africa came in numbers to the funeral of skilled spinner, Bongani Makhubo (40) of Soshanguve, Tshwane who after a short illness.

As the cars spun around in circles, spectators cheered. Then a young woman took off her panties and began dancing in the middle of the spinning cars. But not everyone was pleased to see her waving her underwear in the air.

John Lelaka said, “People are allowed to celebrate but not in a way that disturbs other people’s peace.”



The drivers respected the family during the formal burial ceremony at Soshanguve Cemetery. After the funeral, they had a spinning competition. About 300 gusheshe engines roared and the smell of burning rubber filled the air at Spin City.

The funeral was attended by spinning clubs from Mpumalanga, Limpopo and Pretoria.Puff Selotela, chairman of the Botsotso Social Club, said, “This is a way of celebrating one of our own and honouring his love for the game of spinning.”Spinning is not only a thug sport. We have attorneys, doctors and businessmen in our spinning clubs. We all do it for the love of it.”

I've Had Sex With Only 4 Men & I'm 18yrs Old: Is It Too Much?




 This is kind of funny thou. There are some 15 years old girls in secondary school who's had it with well over 10 different guys, but they cannot be categorized among decent girls. Now, this girl is in a university and just 18 but has had it with four different guys. She told one of her girlfriends and the story leaked.



She is bitter that her friends are calling her an "ashi". See her story below:


I am 18 years old and in my second year in a private university. I started having sex when I turned 16 after leaving secondary school and I have had four sexual partners so far. I dated 2 of the boys while the other 2 were just flings.
Recently I confided in a friend the number of men I've been with and I later saw text exchanges between her and another mutual friend of ours laughing at me and criticizing me. They called me all sorts of names including wayward and loose.
I've been with only four men, is that too much for a girl my age? I thought it was the norm so why are my friends condemning me?

UNBELIEVABLE: Meet 25-Year-Old Woman Who Has Had Séx With 5,000 Men In 9 Years (PHOTO)





In a shocking revelation, a 25-year-old woman says she has had séx with 5,000 men since she lost her vírgínity at the age of 16.

According to reports, she also kept meticulous records on each men and their séxual performance.

The young woman, Nikki Lee, revealed this to an English gossip magazine.

According to a report by UK Sun;

Nikki Lee, 25, has had casual séx in nightclubs, alleyways, parks, cinemas and teen discos.

She also boasts that she has gone on regular séx holidays, where she does it in clubs, on beaches and on balconies.

And Nikki has kept details of EVERY ONE of her séx sessions in her own little red notebook - and scored each man out of ten.

So what does Lee have to say about this? Hear her;

"I put a star beside the lads who were best in bed. By the time I was 18, I had moved out of home and in with friends and there were nearly 800 in my book."

Well, guess everyone has their hobbies.

Three sons left home to make their fortunes




Three sons left home to make their fortunes
and did very
well. one day, the three competitive brothers
got back
together to discuss the gift that they were
giving their
elderly mother.
The 1st said,"I built a big house for Mom."
The 2nd said, "I got her a Mercedes with a
driver."
"I've got you both beat," said the 3rd."You
know Mom
enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see
very well. I
sent her a brown parrot that can recite the
entire Bible. It
took twenty monks in a monastery twelve
years to teach
him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a
year for ten
years for them to train him, but it is worth it."
Soon thereafter, their mom sent out her
letters of thanks.
To the. 1st son, she wrote, "Milton, the house
you built is so
huge. I live in only 1 room, but I have 2 clean
the whole
house."
To the 2nd son, she wrote, "Marty, I am too
old to travel. I
stay home all the time, so I never use the
Mercedes. And
the driver was rude!"
To the 3rd son, her message was softer:
"Dearest Melvin,
you were the only son to have the good sense
to know what
your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"
***One Word Each For The Son(s) And
Mother*

Akpors, Tito and John decided to go to China for vacation.

Akpors, Tito and John decided to go to China
for vacation.
Since they were new to the place they had to
stay in a hotel. And their room was on the
60th
floor.
The policy of the hotel was that at
midnight the elevators were shut down.
The next day, these guys rented a car and
explored the city.
They enjoyed themselves and arrived at the
hotel past midnight.
The elevators were shut down.
There was no other way to get to their room
but to take the stairs all the way to the 60th
floor.
John said ’for the first 20 floors, I will tell
jokes to keep us going.
Then Tito could say wise stories for the next
20 floors and lastly, we will cover the final 20
floors with sad stories from akpors.” So, John
started with jokes.
With laughs and joy, they reached the 20th
floor.
Tito started saying stories full of
wisdom.
They learned a lot while reaching the 40th
floor.
Now it was time for sad stories. So, Akpos
started:
‘My first sad story is that I left the
key for the room in the car’
One word for akpors

"AKPOS THE MADMAN"




A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen
from Lagos to South Africa.
The madmen were making noise.
So, one of them Akpos amoung the Pilot’s
Cabin;
Akpos: Teach me
how to fly a plane!
PILOT : I would, but
under one condition.
Akpos : What Condition?
PILOT : If you can get your colleagues to keep
quiet.
In 5 minutes later, the
plane was very quiet!
PILOT : Wow!! How did you get them to keep
quiet?
Akpos: I opened the door and asked them
to go and play outside!!!
Pls One word for akpos

PHOTO: Tallest American Meets The Smallest American At Freak Show


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It’s safe to say that niether George Bell and Gabriel Pimentel can walk around in public without getting noticed. So put the two of them together and they are likely to get double the attention, right?
Todd Ray, who runs the Venice Beach Freakshow in Los Angeles arranged a meet-up so that average-sized people can get the long and short of two unique Americans.
If you can’t make it to Los Angeles, the photo below will give you an idea of what people are seeing in person.
At 7 feet, 8 inches tall, Bell is the tallest living man born in America. He’s just a hair below the Ukraine-born Igor Vovkovinskiy, who stands tall at 7 feet, 8.33 inches.
Meanwhile, the 2-foot, 6-inch Pimentel is America’s shortest male.
Bell, a former Harlem Globetrotter, currently works as a police officer in Virginia, while Pimentel is an actor who has worked on TV shows like “My Name Is Earl” and movies like “Little Man.”
“They are both friends of mine and I just wanted to see them together,” Ray told The Huffington Post. “When people see them, they want to take photos with them. They can’t believe their eyes. The women all want to pick up Gabriel and hug him.”
Bell and Pimentel were also amazed to see each other, Ray said.
“They were amazed at each other,” Ray said. “They shook hands and both said, ‘WOW!’ at the same time. Then Gabriel looked at me and said, ‘He really is a giant!’”
Bell and Pimentel will pose for photos and talk about their life experiences, which are just as unique as their physiques.

Lady: What A Gynecologist Did To me, I was a victim(True life story).


A few days ago, I sat in my sister’s living room with two of our cousins and we were talking. They are all married and have daughters, when suddenly my cousin told us a story about how a gynecologist had told her mom she was pregnant when she was 13 which was not true as she had never even thought of having Séx then. I wept inside of me and the other many victims in Africa.
About 10 years ago I was just 14 and was in a boarding school and constantly sick, but this time, I had vaginál iches, being the kind of child I was, I told my mom who decided to take me to a gynecologist. It was normal for me as I was constantly in and out the hospital so it was no big deal.
We got to the hospital and the gynecologist who was a man and apparently the best and most popular one amongst rich folks told me to undress and lay down, my mom was not in the room. The gynecologist literally used the big   vaginál speculum that is used on none virgins and his fingers. I was bleeding and he gave me pad and told me to get dressed. He told my mom I’d had an abortion and was hiding it that is why I am bleeding and I have the itches, he said it in front of me. I was so confused and terrified. My mom didn’t take him seriously. She called her Dr. in France who told her what to get for me at the pharmacy for itches. We went home. I didn’t tell my mom what I went through in here because I was still terrified.
 I finally had Séx  2years ago and I didn’t bleed, it was my first time. I don’t play with my private ever. I thought maybe all girls don’t bleed but apparently they all do.
I go for gynecology check-ups and I am in so much pain from the speculum. I stopped having s*x because it is painful. People tell me I have had a bad s*xual experience. Now I know what it was. From what I told the girls, they said the Dr disvirgined me as I’d not even started having periods before that and they’re all Rn’s out here.
Now mothers and daughters, please be careful with this so called Dr’s from abroad or this Dr’s in general. I will hate for my Daughter to go through what I went through. They will say anything and prescribe anything.
Mothers do not leave minor young girls with any gynecologist for any reason, they can’t be trusted at all. A lot of these people were nurses abroad and because of our system they pass as Dr’s in Africa and inflict traumatizing experiences upon us. There’s other ways to get tested for those things and coming from a boarding school being a virgin, the Dr should have known it was sugar sugar, common amongst girls in boarding schools.
Raeder to Ladun

Photo: Very Strange Creature Killed In Madonna University, Sparks End Time Talks


The creature in the photo below was allegedly caught and killed in Madonna university, Okada. This very bizarre picture and story was sent to the blogger Linda Ikeji earlier today and has sparked talks of the end time in numerous quarters.

Dear Linda, I don’t know if someone has already sent you this story. This beast was killed today at Madonna University, Elele. They killed a small one and the bigger one came for revenge. We hear more will be coming. Everybody is scared in the school.
What do you think about this? If you are in the area can you provide more information on this.

9 Steps To Perform Better In Bed


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It’s the eternal quest: How do you increase the size, strength and stamina of your erections? There are endless treatments, ointments and devices claiming to pump up your volume, but precious few solutions hold any water. The reality is that we’re blessed (or possibly cursed) with whatever God gave us. But if you follow the realistic tips below, you can maximize your erection.
These tips could come in handy when you know in advance that you’re going to have s*x, as you’ll be well-informed and prepared.
1. Eat Well
Raising a massive erection is an expensive proposition for your body. Blood and hormones all take up valuable nutrients. So good nutrition is key for those looking to having s*x multiple times. Carbohydrates, being the building block of energy, are essential. Our s*xual needs require eating carbs and plenty of them! Pasta and bread are solid carb sources. You also need to ingest zinc every day. Zinc is vital for production of testosterone, seminal fluid and sperm. You can find this mineral in liver, seafood, peas, and beans. Or take a zinc supplement.
Avoid high fat meals before s*x. Excess fat intake lowers testosterone levels in your body, decreases libido and makes erection and ejaculation more difficult. And an unhealthy diet may lead to poor circulation and hence erection problems. Avoid overeating and stuffing yourself before s*x. If you’re going out for dinner together, don’t gulp down a five-course meal with wine and dessert, at least not if you know you’re going to have s*x later on that night. Eat at least one hour before s*x so you are properly digested.
2. Get positioned properly
s*xual positions where you are on top, like missionary and doggy style, allow more blood flow and a bigger, sturdier erection. It’s gravity, simple as that. So don’t do it in positions with your partner on top at first. The tug of gravity will drain the blood from your erection. Having your partner on top also gives them control of the movement, so it may lead to your loss of control in well more than one way.
3. Limit your sensitivity to go longer
The classic way to limit oversensitivity is to wear a condom, which you should be doing anyway. If you don’t need to wear a condom with your partner, you can try focusing on other things. Periodically take yourself out of the scene mentally if you think you’re going to lose control. The trick is to transport your mind away just long enough to avoid ejaculating too early, but not lose your erection.
4. Manage Any Medication You Are On
Medication for some ailments such as depression, social phobia, OCD, and anxiety are more and more common these days. These medicines are murder on your erection. If you’re on these types of drugs, work with your doctor to make sure you’re not over-medicated.


5. Save Your Strength
Don’t tire yourself out too quickly in the sack. If you exhaust yourself, your erection is going to feel like a marshmallow. Know your limits.
6. Calm Your Nerves
Too much anxiety and nervous energy can cause you problems. Unfortunately, s*x is often riddled with anxiety resulting from a negative body image, a fear of intimacy or concerns about having a small member. This “stage fright” always seems to happen at the worst possible time, like the first time with someone new. So it’s pretty essential that you find a way to make yourself comfortable if you’re prone to bouts of nervousness during s*x.
7. Exercise, Exercise, Exercise
Do abdominal exercises. This will help your abdominal muscles support and hold your erection, as opposed to holding your belly. Furthermore, if you have a large gut, it tends to make your unit small by comparison. Being in shape and having a good physique will make you feel good about yourself and up your confidence. This will, in turn, make you comfortable with your body, enticing you to have s*x and increasing your s*x drive. You can also give your man-hood a workout with some Kegel exercises. While there’s no hard evidence that they will produce a larger size, they will help you stay hard longer.

8. Don’t Smoke & Drink To Excess

Smoking cigarettes gives you bad circulation. And when you want to get down, the blood’s gotta be flowing. So there’s one more reason to quit. Drinking too much alcohol numbs your wiener and can inflate your prostate.

9. Don’t self service Too Often

If you ever needed an excuse not to self service, that’s it. This calls for a little self-control and well help you achieve stronger erections, longer.

Blakkdoctor

5 Things Men Can Do To Túrn Women On

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Let her know the things you like about her, what túrns you on about her– is in fact a huge túrn on for her.
If you frequent the bar scene or have tried online dating recently, you’ve probably been barraged by men who think that lewd séxual remarks or lame pick up lines are what it takes to get them a date— or into your pants.
And then, there’s the general insensitivity. Men can be thoughtless when it comes to dating and relationships. It’s not that they intend to be rude… they just don’t think things through. But that doesn’t mean women should necessarily push men away. Women play a part too. Sometimes, women can tend to focus on the negative, making matters worse.
Dr. Jane Greer, GalTime’s own Relationship Expert, and creator of “Shrink Wrap” (a national commentary on what we can learn from celebrity relationships), has heard it all… “He talked too much, he interrupted, he came late, he told you that you were going out to dinner and then he changed his mind… this list could go on infinitely because the knee-jerk response is to talk about what túrned you off.”
Dr. Greer points out that we can all benefit from a change in attitude. “I think the key for men and women both is to shift from the ‘túrn off’ to the ‘túrn on.’ Then your day after conversation can be testimony to the positives. You can say, ‘Here’s what I liked…’ and that can give you something to build on.”
There are plenty of things men can do to túrn women on. She offers these tips:
1. Be reliable and follow through. If you say you are going to call, call. Otherwise, don’t say it. If you make a date for 7:00 get there at 7:00, or be thoughtful and communicate in some form that you’re running late. This is how you convey respect.

2. Show interest by asking questions. Take the time to inquire about the important aspects of her life—like friends, work, family and hobbies. This is the way you get to find out the things you have in common– and at the same time show her she’s important to get to know about.

3. Compliment her. Let her know the things you like about her, what túrns you on about her– is in fact a huge túrn on for her. If you like her hair, outfit or something she says… tell her!

4. Be considerate. Ask her about the things she likes to do, and factoring in her preferences and needs into the plans you make for your date. If you’re at a restaurant ask her what food she likes before you order to see if you can share anything.

5. Flírt with her! Be playful, charming, and séxy, smile a lot and laugh with her. All of these things will spark a connection that will be a great túrn on.

For Ladies: 7 Ways To Keep Your Man Attracted To You.

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1. Change your s*xual routine

Analyse your s*xual regimen. Is it highly predictable? Is it more of a race to reach an climax? If so then perhaps you are in the midst of a s*xual rut. So, get up and try breaking the s*xual norm by doing the opposite of what you normally do. If you’re having s*x in darkness, try it in the morning or in the afternoon. If you’re always getting down and dirty in the bedroom, enjoy a quickie on the kitchen counter or under the shower. If your man is always on top, surprise him by taking charge. Change your s*xual POA to inject freshness into your s*x life.
2. Show him the booty
It’s not always a great idea to sashay around the house in sexy lingerie and killer heels if you want an instant arousal in your man. Why don’t you surprise him by doing the dusting totally unclad wearing a sexy G-string or indulge in some sexy shopping together. Men are turned on by what they see – so show him.

3. Make enough time

While s*x is supposed to be spontaneous, unbridled passion, the pressure of jobs, children, and managing domestic chores leaves us with no time for s*x. Try to give him hints that you are looking forward to a romp. Send suggestive and naughty texts and emails throughout the day. Spontaneity is a great mood builder and the anticipation and build up of something planned can be lots of fun.
4. Look back…
Remember the early days when you were in the first throes of lust when it was hard to keep your hands of each other? Most couples remember their initial years with affectionate nostalgia, so try and recreate those memories. Plan a nice dinner, reminisce about the first time you saw each other, what attracted you initially, and your first date. Recall the s*xual connection, the pet names, personal jokes. Put on some sensuous music and dance around your living room to the song you first danced to. Recreate the thrill of having s*x by doing it somewhere you might get caught! You share a rich history, so indulge in it a little – those that do are the couples that stay connected.

5. It’s good to talk

Never sleep with anger within you. The unwritten rule of a great relationship is to really talk. Be open and honest. Talk about things you don’t like in each other, irritating habbits. But remember to discuss the positive traits too – communicate what’s important in your relationship; simply talking about why you love each other can help keep the passion alive.
6. Retain the mystery
A little bit of mystery adds spark to your love life. Sometimes when you are living with each other for years, you get too comfortable with each other and tend to be yourself with your partner. So keep the mystery alive and add some spice to your relationship.
7. Indulge your senses
Turn your bedroom into an er*tic boudoir by adding loads of silk, satin sheets and colours that make you feel sexy. Cook aphrodisiacal meals together with naughty ingredients that really s-excite the taste buds, or share a candlelit bath with fragrant bubbles and scented oils. Make the time to indulge your senses and you’ll soon your libido replenished.
Source: Times of India

10 Ways Ladies Flirt That Men Don’t Notice


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Flirting is like a sport, it takes a while to master and properly develop. Men are confusing creatures and sometimes don’t notice all the ways that women flirt.
If you don’t make the opposite s*x aware that you are flirting, there is a good chance they’ll have no idea. Here are the top 10 ways women flirt with men that they don’t notice. After all, some men can be a little clueless.
1. Body Language
Body language is difficult for some men to understand. One would think that ‘crossing and uncrossing your legs’ is a pretty obvious flirting method, especially if you’re wearing a pair of really high heels. It’s a very sexy approach, but some men are too insensitive to realize its considered flirting! If you flirt using body language, you should think of a different approach that all men pick up on. Try a method that involves body contact, like brushing his arm if he makes a funny joke.
2. Twisting Your Hair
Men are usually in their own world. If they see a pretty girl, they notice her, but they don’t always pay attention to all the details. Using your hair to be flirtatious is something that men usually aren’t aware of. This can come across as a nervous twitchy habit, instead of something that’s sexy. You don’t need to constantly run your fingers through your hair to get a man’s attention just smile.
3. Freshening up
Not many men notice every little detail about a woman. If they did, we wouldn’t love them as much as we do. If you go to the bathroom to brush your hair halfway into a conversation, they won’t notice. Put as much effort into your appearance as you want before you meet them but it’s better to focus your energy on making great conversations. Save the hair brushing for when you get home.
4. Winking
If you wink at a man, he might think you have a tick. It will get his attention but it won’t leave him thinking you are a sultry seductress. Winking isn’t something that a woman should do. Friends can wink at ladies, but if you want to flirt with a man, don’t wink at him.
5. Laughing At Everything He Says
Laughing can be a great way to flirt – who doesn’t love that ego boost of meeting somebody that finally “gets it.” But if you are speaking to a man and you laugh at everything he says, you’ll only confuse him aside from coming off just plain silly. He’s going to wonder what’s actually so funny.
6. Trying To Make Him Jealous
One terrible way to flirt with someone is to try to make them jealous. Immature men or drama kings may pick up on this, but the mature ones will see right through it. Besides, most guys are too stupid to realize you’re trying to make them jealous. So step up your game and act your age. Using jealousy as a flirting tactic is for children.
7. Keep The Compliments To Yourself
Compliments are like alcohol. They are good in moderation but disastrous in excess. You can compliment a guy on his outfit but you don’t need to tell him how hot he is 10 times. Plus, chances are if you compliment someone as a way of flirting, they will most likely just think you are just being nice. Come up with a more obvious way of flirting that even clueless men will notice.
8. Facebook Flirting
In today’s day and age, Facebook has become a way to meet people. Its a sad fact, but true. If you send someone a flirty message on Facebook, they most likely wont realize that you are flirting with them. Some people don’t check their messages or they don’t always respond. Don’t send flirty messages like you’re scared. Save the flirting for real life.
9. Chomping on Your Gum
Chewing gum isn’t sexy. If you try to be s*xual with your gum to pick up a guy, he will most likely think something is wrong with you. Gum chewing should be saved for your guy friends not to impress a man you like.
10. The Goodnight Text
Sending someone you are casually dating a goodnight text isn’t flirting, its just needy. They will view you as a typical girl instead of thinking you are flirting with them. Save your flirting for in person meet-ups, it’ll be much more effective than a text message.
Okay ladies, now you are clued into some techniques that men don’t consider flirting. So, don’t waste your time sending out the wrong signals. Men don’t notice them. Get out there and get your flirt on with that man you admire!

What Your Favourite S*x Position Reveals About You

Most people like to get experimental in the bedroom. Experts have decoded what your favourite position says about you.

A look at the choice of manoeuvres between the sheets is a great tell-tale sign about personality traits, preferences and quirks in an individual. So here is what your favourite position says about you:
Doggy style: As much fun as this is for the man, it sends out a fairly strong message to his partner. While she may not particularly dislike it, busting this move over and over will eventually distance you from her. The position hands over controls entirely to the man, leaving the woman literally at his mercy.
The cowgirl: With the woman on top, it’s a telling sign of a man who has had it easy in life, is arrogant and as the name suggests, Lazy. He wants things handed to him on a silver platter, including a girl who’ll do all the hard work. There is a deeper strain of lack of motivation and ambition that runs through here.
Spoon Swoon: Spooning, with him enveloping you from behind in bed with or without the s*x indicates a deep sense of comfort with your partner. It could also point to a need for reassurance, security and pampering. While it takes a confident man to spoon and caress a woman he loves, it is also an indicator for a possessive personality. If, on the other hand, he likes to be spooned instead, it indicates a needy personality that wants to be taken care of.
Missionary: Good old traditional s*x at its “submissive” best. However, this doesn’t have to mean you’re a wallflower in the bedroom; au contraire, milady. The fact that you let him control you proves who’s the real boss.
Woman on Top: You’re sexy and you know it; there’s nothing keeping you back in the inhibitions department. You enjoy having the reins in your hands; you’re quite a physical person with commendable stamina, chances are you love sport or dance and have a teeny tiny exhibitionist side to your personality.
Reverse Cowgirl: You’re quite in touch with your inner animal. While those who associate emotional intimacy with s*x usually prefer positions that allow eye contact and mouth kissing, you’re more carnal than sentimental. And yes, full marks in the no-inhibitions department.
Bendy Wendy: Are you the kind that goes absolutely weak in the knees with passion when he surprises you from behind, bends you over hips down and gets set for a quickie or more? You’re a super blend of Ms Spontaneous, Ms Flexible and Ms No-Inhibitions.
Wall flower: Standing-up s*x against the wall isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. But if this position does rock your world, unconventional could well be your middle name. And yes, if this one’s a regular, you sure don’t have a single lazy bone in your body.
69: If you’re the kind that aims at having your cake and eating it too, it could either indicate a serious/long-term relationship or a deep comfort level with your partner, or simply a deep comfort level with se*uality and your body. For you, there’s no such thing as taboo between two (or more) consenting adults.
Source: Times of India

BFFs? See Who Davido Is Balling With In London




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Nigerian Afro-pop star, Davido sure knows how to pick his friends from any part of the world. The “Skelewu” crooner dropped a va-va-voom tweet picture yesterday from London with him and four times African Footballer of the Year, Samuel Eto’o Fils showing off some blings!
Although the singer omitted the Cameroon/Chelsea FC striker from his “Gobe” lyrics, Davido had two other ways to relate with the one-time worlds highest paid football player – his love for The Blues and his 750,000 Naira expensive Custom made Rolex watch! Wonder what the 20 year old singer wants to do with Eto’o after this show off?
Bet Davido didn’t have to staple words to the pic, for the image spoke for itself and that could be “me chilling with a VVIP”.
Not so bad Davido, we might just see Eto’o dance “Skelewu” after his debut goal for Chelsea FC soon.

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JOKE-An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja

An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja. She was booked for an economy class but just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin.
The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where her ticket allowed her to sit, but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.
Then the attendant informed the junior pilot. The junior pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the junior pilot went to inform the chief pilot.
The chief pilot said, "I am married to an illiterate, I'll go and talk to her."
The chief pilot went and whispered something to the woman and she peacefully stood up and went to her economy class seat. Surprised, the flight attendant and junior pilot asked the Chief pilot, "Sir, what did you tell her?"
The chief pilot said "I just told her that the people in first class are not going to Abuja."

JOKE-A POLICE OFFICER ON DUTY

A POLICE OFFICER WAS ON DUTY IN D
AFTANOON BT UNFURTUNATELY FOR HIM D
NEXT OFFICER ON DUTY WS NT COMIN & SO
HE WS ASKD TO TAKE ON TILL MORNING.IN
D PROCESS HE FELL ASLEEP AND WHILE
SLEEPING D D.P.O CAME AND FIND HIM SLEEPIN AND GENTLY DREW THE GUN FROM
UNDER D MANS HANDS AND WHILE HE
WOKE,HE SEARCHED FOR IT BT KUD NT
FIND IT AND SO HE WS ASKD TO PROVIDE
D GUN OR STAY IN PRISON.BT D MAN ASKD
D.P.O SAYING GOD AND MAN WHOM IS TO B HEARD & D D.P.O ANSWERED GOD DEN D
MAN SAID I WS PRAYING & DEN SUMONE
DREW D GUN WILL I STOP PRAYING & GO
AFTA THE GUN,WITH DAT HE WS ABLE TO
CONVINCE THE D.P.O AND HE WS GIVN
BAK D GUN.

The Greatest Gift of all! Comedian Bovi and wife welcome baby girl


Popular comedian Bovi Ugboma and wife Christabel welcomed a daughter on the night of September 25th  at 8:47pm. This is the couple's second child. Big congratulations to Mr. Bovi and Wife.

Unbelievable! Chinese man has new nose grown on his forehead after losing his nose in a car crash


 
A 22 year old Chinese man named Xiaolian has had a new nose grown on his forehead after loosing his original nose in a car accident. Xiaolian had the treatment to create a replacement for his original nose which was infected and deformed following the accident in 2012. He actually left his damaged nose unattended to after the accident which led to the infection and eventual deformity, leaving the surgeons unable to repair it.

Surgeons in China were left with no option than to create another nose for the man to breathe properly and then transplant it to the original place. The nose was created by placing a skin tissue expander onto Xiaolian’s forehead. This was cut into the shape of a nose and was supported by cartilage taken from the man’s ribs.

It is very rude for Celebrities to insult their fans by terming them "BROKE" - Charles Novia addresses

 

Dilish, Maria, and Melvin arrives Accra for their fellow housemate Selly's 27th birthday celebration.

 
Dilish, Maria, Melvin were welcomed at the Kotoka International Airport yesterday by the excited birthday girl Selly and fellow BBA housemates Elikem and Pokello. more pix after the cut...more pix below

Maheeda advocates for good orgasm in relationships.


 
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Court gives out N25m To Adams Oshiomhole As Damages Over News Of The People 2011 Publication

 
A High Court sitting in Benin City, yesterday, 25th Sept. 2013, awarded N25m damages for a libelous publication in favour of Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State against Dockland Communications Limited, publishers of News of the People magazine.

MI Abaga Set For Google+ Hangout With Fashola


 
On the 27 September, at 6pm, Lagos State ambassador for Energy M.I Abaga will be moderating as the Governor of Lagos State, Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN) talks about energy conservation in his first ever Google+ Hangout.

To participate in this Hangout, RSVP for the event, ow.ly/p7269  and log on to www.lseb.gov.ng for more information.

(SEE PHOTOS) Rihanna Wears Nigerian Flag Dress To A Concert In Singapore



Rihanna has continued her widely accepted ‘Diamonds Tour’ of Asia with a trip to Singapore after leaving the tropical paradise of Thailand where she apparently loved.
Singapore however presented another level of thrill with over 100,000 fans trooping out to see singer, Chris Brown’s ex-boo.

The ‘Good girl tuned bad’ singer was obviously touched as she went uncharacteristically spiritual posting the above picture on Instagram with the caption:“Look at what God could do!!!#blessingz”

RiRi spotted a curious outfit (almost looking like the Nigerian flag, right?) made by RAF.

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Boko Haram Militants Open Fire In Church Killing Pastor, Two Kids


file photo: Church blast
file photo: Church blast
Suspected Boko Haram Islamists on Thursday opened fire in a church in Nigeria’s restive northeast, killing the pastor and his two children before setting fire to the building and fleeing, the military said.
Boko Haram, which has said it is fighting to create an Islamic state in mainly Muslim northern Nigeria, has repeatedly attacked churches in its four-year insurgency.
“Unknown gunmen suspected to be Boko Haram terrorists attacked” the church in Yobe state early on Thursday, area military spokesman Eli Lazarus said in a statement.
“During the attack, a pastor and his two children were killed,” he said.
The church “and two other houses in the community were burnt by the gunmen before fleeing the scene of the incident,” the statement further said.
The killings occurred in the town of Dorawa, some 30 kilometres (18 miles) from the site of a brutal school attack in July that saw dozens of students slaughtered.
Yobe was one of three northeastern states placed under a state of emergency in mid-May as the military launched a major offensive aimed at crushing Boko Haram.

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