Photo: Oshiomole's "Go And Die" T-Shirt Is Now Out And Selling

Governor Oshiomole's "Go And Die" widow T-shirt is now out. Nigerians are so fast in seeing a business opportunity in almost every trending issue, to make T-shirts. If you recall, same thing happened with "My Oga At The Top.

Why Nelson Mandela is in Hell by Jim Solouki & Martin Baker

Nelson Mandela, Satan’s new toy!

This is absolutely unbelievable. A Christian blog run by "Christians" wrote this article with reason's why Nelson Mandela is in hell fire...(Its shocking but just read and decide..They also used the photos in this article with the captions)

Greetings True Christians!
Today Nelson Mandela, former president of South Africa, ended his worldly life and entered the depths of Hell. Mandela was an unsaved heathen, and died without knowing the Lord. Not only did Mandela influence American Demoncrat Barack Hussein Obama, but he also practiced a heathen African tribal religion. Unfortunately, while Mandela did some great things for the nation of South Africa by ending apartheid, Heaven is like an exclusive club, unsaved unwelcome. Mandela died unsaved, and is therefore not welcome in Heaven.

PHOTO:Teenage girl revealing naked picture of Herself on twitter

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PHOTO: 42-yr-old, Mother of Two Snap Pictures of Teenagers Having Sex & Post It To Advertise Her Site

Its Afrocandy Again!! She Posted the below Pics to Promote Her Website .. see pics below..

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akpors and the lady

Akpos was walking down
the street
sometime ago, then he
saw a beautiful
Toyota Jeep parked on the
side way. He stopped for a minute to
stare and
admire it... Just then he
saw a
beautiful & hot chick
coming down the road. "What's Akpos gonna
do??" (He quickly thought
to himself as a
smart guy) He quickly
moved near the
car & pretended it was his ride, he
kicked a bit at the front tire
and
stood by the side of the
door. He
could see her staring at him, sure enough she had
fallen for him already
(thought to himself...) She
walked towards him. He
composed himself & faked
a call to his mechanic while leaning
on the
door. Just then she
approached him
and said, "Excuse me!". He
pretended not to hear her as he flew
big amounts of money for
spare parts.
After a minute she again
said, "Excuse
me sir!" Akpos lowered his phone &
said, "just a second
sweetheart, let me
conclude my last order" &
continued
on phone as he moved away from the door. (At
this moment he was sure
she had
fallen for him, he could tell
from her
impatience) But just as he moved
from the door, guess what!
.
. .
.
. .
.
. She opened her handbag,
removed the
car keys, opened the door,
entered & drove off. Akpos fainted!!!

Arguement between Akpos and his wife

Akpors and his wife were
arguing about man and
woman,,,who is greater.
These are there
conversations...
Wife: men are the head but women are the neck,
without the neck, the head cannot stand, men where
created out of dust but women were created out of
flesh. and flesh is stronger than the dust. also....."anyth
ing man do.......woman can
do it better. And in the life of any successful man there
must be a woman.
Akpors: a woman is not
complete without a man
because you cannot spell
"woman" without "man".
You cannot spell "she" without "he". Nor "mrs" without
"mr" Nor "madam" without "adam". and why is it that
we say "Amen" in the church instead
of "Awomen".
Vote for akpos and his wife.
Who won? (No lies oh!)

Akpos and the lie detector robot

Akpos buys a lie detector robot which
slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test
it at
dinner.
AKPOS : Son, where were u today?
Son : At School. Robot slaps son! Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
Akpos: Which one?
Son:Toy. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it
was porn movie. Akpos : What? When I
was
your age, I never watched such....Robot slaps Dad!
Mom : Haha! After all he's your son.
Robot slaps mom!! Total silence.....

Akpos going to asaba

Akpos boarded a bus going to Asaba.
Sitting next to him was a Church sister coming back from an All Night.
As they proceeded Akpos smiled and stared at the church sister lustfully.
The Church Sister immediately in
retaliation said; With your lustfulness you won't get to heaven.
Akpos furiously jumped up and gave the conductor a hot slap.
The Conductor in shock asked; What's that for?.
Akpos shouted; You are a liar and a thief. Why didn't you tell me this bus was going to heaven and not Asaba.

Akpos And The Beutifull Girl

Akpos sits next to a girl
on a table in the hotel
Akpos: hello madam?
Lady : what is it?
Akpos : sorry madam ,
just wanted to ask what the time is on your
watch?
Lady: ehee ...now you
think my watch is used as a public clock
huh?
Go away and stop
wasting my time
Akpos : but madam
Lady :shut up!!! *
Akpos takes out his
Apple glassy phone and makes a call.
Akpos :hello John, I just settled from
Washington D.C.
Please can you please tell me what time it is
right now so that i set
my clock to the local
time since it still reads American time?
*she listens*
ok thank you and today
don't forget to come for
the galaxy tablet that you
requested.
* she listens*
since my girl is still in America bring me
a beautiful girl to spend
my money with tonight?
Ok bye.
Lady : sir the time is ..
Akpos : shut up, we talking money here u
talking, nonsense