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BYE 2013

 
Today been the last day of 2013, we shall all live to see 2014, what ever that we didn't achieve this year we will achieve it in 2014 amen, see you  in 2014

NEW METHOD:HOW TO INSTALL WHATSAPP ON ANY JAVA PHONE [E.G X2,ASHA200 ,ETC]

 
Alot of people have been complaining that the previous tutorial on whatsapp that i posted is not working, this is a new method just try this one
REQUIREMENTS
just make sure u hv one or all the below required apps + devices
1. Pc
2. Symbian phone[xplorer]
3. Blueftp [java user]

FOLLOW THE BELOW STEPS BELOW

1. Download the two Whatsapp package we have below [jad & jar] by clicking on the link below
ATTACHMENT
Whatsapp.jad.zip = 5kb

whatsapp.jar =1mb

Note: if you get an error reply that the whatsapp.jar is too large to run , get any low size whatsapp.jar from HERE

2. Move the both files into your computer or symbian phone, then find a means to extract any zip content u see and transfer the contents
(WhatsApp.jar and
Whatsapp.jad) to your phone using a USB cable or your phone xplorer.

Five Things that Every Windows PC Owner Must Do

1. Make a system restore or recovery disk
A restore or recovery disk is a copy of the restore partition that comes with most PCs. Few manufacturers provide a Windows installation disk or even a restore disk with a PC these days so you have to make your own. If your hard drive ever fails, you’ll be glad you did. How to make a restore disk in Windows 7 is described here and for Windows 8 in this article. Also, many PCs come with OEM software for creating a restore disk from the restore partition. It won’t replace an up-to-date full backup but it’s a lot better than nothing.

If you are more ambitious, you can periodically create a new drive image with all your latest files. You can use one of the free disk imaging programs reviewed here. Making an image of an entire hard drive should be done on an external hard drive.

2. Back up your data
This may seem like stale advice but it has to be repeated. Everybody knows they should back up but they don’t. Back up seems to rank in popularity with the advice to get more exercise and eat more vegetables. Neglected it may be but backing up personal data and files is a must. Look what happens over and over. Somebody’s hard drive crashes or they lose their personal data to some malware infection and there go all those precious photos or other important files. Don’t let that happen to you.

Data backup is a simpler and quicker process than imaging a full disk so it can and should be done frequently. Personally, I use several external hard drives in rotation but a USB flash drive is also a convenient place to put data backups. Free software for creating backups is reviewed here.

3. Write down the Windows product key
It seems to happen all the time. People’s system gets bollixed and they need to reinstall Windows. Then they discover that they do not know the product key for the original installation. On laptops, it may be on the bottom of the case but often is not or is undecipherable. So record your product key in a safe place somewhere. If you don’t know what it is, this article gives some ways to reveal your Windows product key.

4. Make an emergency Windows boot or startup disk
Sometimes it happens that a PC won’t boot or load Windows when you turn it on. An emergency repair disk that can be booted can be a lifesaver when that happens. Both Windows 7 and Windows 8 provide for the creation of a CD or USB key to be used to repair a Windows installation that has corrupted system files and won’t boot. This is a much smaller disk than a full installation or restore disk and is just a set of tools to help repair the Windows system. Instructions for Windows 7 are in this article and for Windows 8 are here.

HOW TO GET 1GB DATA BUNDLE ON MTN FOR JUST N100



For Some Weeks now, I have been Enjoying this
with my Friends, Its cool.. I Use N100 to Subscribe
1GB Worth Data from MTN... Wow!!
Just load the N100 Recharge Card and send a
messasg eg MTN3G to 131 Then Restart your phone
and send 104 to 131 or dial *104#.
Note=>- Your Money will be Deducted, Dont Mind, Just Send 2 TO 131 to check your Account Balance, You
will get upto 970MB.

Ladies, Can You Wear this?


pls ladies be good for once


Another ASUU Strike Looms In LASU



The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), Lagos State University (LASU) chapter, said on Monday it will call for strike if the university management does not meet their demands.



It said the motion for the strike will be decided at their congress slated for early January, if no tangible progress is made. This was disclosed by the Chairman of ASUU-LASU, Dr. Adekunle Idris, at a press conference held at the university campus.

Idris said the national body of ASUU is aware that the issue had been there before the national strike commenced on July 1. He accused the university management of not being sensitive to the situation on campus, saying " at all press contacts during the national strike, it always impressed on stakeholders to intervene so that students can enjoy uninterrupted school calendar after the struggle, which they fail to do.”

Etisalat Users Enjoy Our Latest PC Tweak





CONFIGURATION SETUPS
Ip= 180.242.68.35Port:- 80 or I.P : 91.203.96.124 || PORT: 80 || APN:- etisalat || Password & Username:- wap
|| Homepage:- insert anything.

How Can I Use It On PC?.
1. Open your firefox

2. Go to options >> Advance >> Network

3. Click on settings >> Manual configuration and then enter the ip and port same as above. + You can equally configure it with your internet download manager[IDM] For speedy download If it is slow. + If you have a modem,configure your modem and it will carry all applications.

Jude Okoye hints at getting married in 2014


The record label exec and P-Square’s older brother hints at 2013 being his final year as a bachelor. Anyone know who the lucky lady is? And no it’s not me…lol. I don’t know where this Linda is dating Jude Okoye story is coming from. Met dude like twice ever! At events! Oya spill in the comment section if you know who the lady is :-)

Businessman! 2face Opens Another Night Club In Festac


He has a Rumors Night Club in Ikeja and now a new one in Festac. Kudos to him!


Paul And Peter Okoye AKA Psquare Rock Jalabiya Outfit

more pic below....

Former Big Brother The Chase, Housemate, Selly Flaunts Her Bikini Body

Controversial BBA – The Chase housemate Selly who has been on the low for some time, has showed her hot sexy body in bikini.
Selly shared the picture on social media in a black and white poker bikini with blue on the edges.
After BBA, Selly has been busy on a number of movie sets in Ghana, Nigeria and other countries shooting.
Meanwhile BBA The Chase rep and popular Kenyan socialist, Huddah Monroe traveled to Ghana recently from Bangkok.
She spent a lot of time with fellow BBA contestant Selly during her stay in Ghana. She seems to have found a good friend in Selly.
Well they both have a lot in common.
Selly and Huddah who represented their respective countries (Ghana and Kenya) in this year’s BBA, are both controversial, scandalous and sexy.

5 Shocking Premier League Moments in 2013






With the year ending in just three more days, I decided to round up a few shocking things that happened in English football this calender year.
Some are good, some bad, and some just bizarre, but all that made English football even more interesting and exciting to watch.

How To Give Great Head: 5 Hot & Sexy Tips







Learn How To Give Good Head To Your Man And Sexually Satisfy Him With These Oral Sex Tips!

Learning how to give head to a guy is often misunderstood. Fortunately it's very straightforward and easy to give your man an awesome blow job if you do just a few things right. Today I'm going to give you 6 blowjob tips to get you started on giving your man great head.


1. Think About The Tip! The top part of your man's penis is the most sensitive part by far. More sensitive = more pleasure. Scientifically this is known as the glans or head of his penis. It's the purple part of his penis that looks distinctively different to the rest of it.

When you are first learning how to give head to your man, you need to concentrate on this area more than any other. The great thing about focusing mostly on giving oral to the head of your man's penis is that you don't have to worry about taking it deep into your mouth or throat, so you don't have to worry too much about coughing, choking or gagging.

Start by gently and softly kissing the head of his penis with moist lips before taking the very tip of it into your mouth. Wrap your lips over it and then run the tip of your tongue all around the very tip of his penis. You can make a circular motion with your tongue or you can just lick it up and down.

This is just one awesome way to start giving your man head.

2. From The Bottom To The Top. Once you are comfortable using your tongue to give head to your guy, it's time to try something a little more advanced! You are going to be gently massaging his penis from the base right to the tip with your tongue.

Young Boy Asks Yvonne Vixen Why She Chose To Expose Her Body At The Headies! Read Her Reply







You must have seen Yvonne Vixen’s outfit to the Headies by now.
Here’s what’s more interesting about it.
Yvonne says her young date had actually asked her why she chose to wear an outfit that was so see through.
Her reply:


There are some things grown folks just can’t explain. This is one of them. lol’

Photos: List Of Nigerian Celebrities Who Died Between 2011 and 2013

Nollywood has been in existence for over twenty years now, It’s impact has been great in the African cinema. Sadly, there are some famous actors and actresses who had tremendous impacts but are no more now. Here is the list some of the famous deaths that have rocked Nollywood since 2011. Here are List Of Nigerian Celebrities Who Died Between 2011 and 2013:





GoldieSusan Oluwabimpe “Goldie” Filani Harvey was a Nigerian professional singer. She was married to Andrew Harvey. The R&B artist – born Susan Filani – died on Thursday evening (February 14) at Reddington Hospital in Victoria Island, Lagos.





Justus Esiri He was said to have passed on Febuary 18,2013 in a Lagos hospital. A source said the now late Justus Esiri has been secretly battling diabetes for a while but his family chose to make it a secret until his sudden demise at the age of 71 .

Photo : Chidinma Proves that she’s still in her church choir


A few months ago, it was reported that MTN project fame 3 winner, Chidinma Ekile aka Mz Kedike had quit her church choir.
According to reports, Chidinma Ekile – a member of the Choir in Foursquare Gospel Church – was forced to leave the choir due to her ‘unholy’ dressing.

When it comes to dressing, Foursquare Gospel church is very strict with its members and workers but following her fame and genre of music, Chidinma could no longer comply with the dress code, the reports claimed.

Top 10: Female Sex Fantasies

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Number 10
Domination (her dominating you) Women love a big strong man who can sweep them off their feet and carry them into the sunset -- but you may be surprised to learn that one of the top female sex fantasies is to have that same big strong man begging for sexual release in the bedroom. The entire scenario revolves around you worshipping her body and begging for her attention. Why? She gets to be in control while enjoying total devotion from her man in the process. What more could she want?

Number 9


Domination (you dominating her) The advent of the metrosexual is most commonly blamed for this top 10 female sex fantasy. It seems that modern, independent women actually prefer real men who aren’t afraid to embrace their testosterone. This woman fantasizes about you pinning her down and thrusting her thighs apart with your knee. She wants to feel your fingers snake through her hair and pull her head back; she wants to feel your teeth on her shoulder; she wants to be owned -- if only while in the bedroom (after which, she’ll want a clear return to equality). This win-win female sex fantasy scenario allows her to fully indulge her femininity, while still espousing the merits of feminism.

9 Sex Positions Every Woman Loves

With these orgasm-inducing techniques, she’ll never fake it again (and FYI, she has faked it....at least once or twice.)



1. Missionary
According to sex experts, women get the most pleasure out of basic missionary sex. “Interestingly, when we surveyed women, good old-fashioned missionary position was the overall favorite. There's nothing fancy about it, but women said they loved the closeness and the intimacy of having their partner's weight on them,” says Solot. But in order for position to be most effective, Los Angeles-based sex expert and radio host Lora Somoza says to make sure you’re entering her at the correct angle. “By going in diagonally—rather than straight in and out—there’s more friction for clitorial stimulation, which is best, since that’s how most women achieve orgasm.”

2. Reverse Cowgirl
In this position, the man is either lying down or in a sitting position, and the female straddles him backwards — facing his feet instead of his face. It’s a key position that also allows easy access to the clitoris, says sexologist and sexuality educator Megan Andelloux. “Because of the easier clitoral access, this position is the one that is most likely to facilitate an orgasm because direct clitoral stimulation is easy to engage in.”

3. Doggie Style
Doggie style is a great position for the woman because it allows her to have optimal control. “She is able to adjust her range of motion for an angle that feels best,” says Amy Levine, a sex coach and founder of Ignite Your Pleasure. “He can likely stimulate her G-spot and have access to her clitoris with his hand, her hand or a toy, like a small bullet-shaped vibrator.” Sexologist Gloria Brame, Ph.D. also stresses the importance of clitoral stimulation while in the doggie style position. “She will rarely have an orgasm if you’re not doing something manually in front at the same time,” she says.

Photos: Moet Abebe Is Hot! Shows Off Her Firm Butt



Wow… we never knew she was this endowed.

Annie Idibia gushes about her love for 2face


Awwww, a woman who is married to her dream man, the love of her life! Too sweet...:-)

Photo: Kanye West buys mini Lamborghini for 6 months daughter

Kanye bought a tiny replica of his Batmobile-styled Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 for his six months old daughter, North West, as a Xmas gift. The child-size electric version of the rare $750,000 black supercar car is said to be worth thousands of dollars. A car North can't ride for years to come.

Kim posted the pic above on instagram yesterday, with the caption ''Like father like daughter''.

Photo:Cossy Orjiakor's first time in traditional attire

Looks good on her...

2014: FG To Maintain Presidential Jets With N1.52Bn - Punch

Culled from Punch
The Federal Government has budgeted N1.52b for the maintenance of the 10 aircraft currently in the Presidential Air Fleet in 2014.
The maintenance cost is slightly higher than the N1.5bn proposed as the initial deposit for the purchase of additional aircraft that will bring the number of aircraft in the fleet to 11.
This is apart from the N747m earmarked for the purchase of aviation fuel for the aircraft already in the fleet.

Bespoke Centre Lekki Awoof

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That's why at Bespoke Centre, we believe in being a good friend. Let's share in the process and be a part of it. This season enjoy unlimited discount slash up to 70 percent when you book our event center from now till febuary 2014. 

We offer unlimited satisfaction and great value for your money. At bespoke event center, we believe every penny dropped should worth the value. Continue...

Wole Soyinka's second daughter, Iyetade dies at 48

Iyetade Soyinka, the second daughter of Nobel laureate Wole Soyinka has died aged 48. Ms Soyinka, formerly Iyetade Apampa, died at the University of Ibadan Teaching Hospital after a brief illness.

She leaves behind two children and her parents. May her soul rest in peace...amen.

Handsome actor Benjamin Joseph shares a pic with his two kids

They are so grown up and so cute...

Pastor Tunde Bakare reportedly rejects cow from the Presidency

According to reports, Latter Rain Assembly founder, Pastor Tunde Bakare got a cow and hampers from the presidency as a Christmas gift. Pastor Bakare said the cow and hampers were dropped at his Save Nigerian Group (SNG) office in Lagos, but he rejected the gift because 'a cow is not what president Jonathan should be giving to people now but a country that works'.

Comedian Wale Gates shows off his six pack in before & after pics

Left: The London based comedian 4 months ago. Right: Wale Gates two days ago. The difference is clear. Well done :-)

Photos:Oge Okoye also gets Chieftancy Title

It wasn't just Chika Ike, actress Oge Okoye also got a Honorary Chieftaincy Title (Igolo Nwanyi 1 of Amoli) in Awgu L.G.A. Enugu State for her contribution to the growth and development of Igbo land. Congrats to her. Another pic after below...

"I didn't marry my wife because of her wealth' Aremu Afolayan says

Actor and movie producer Aremu Afolayan has reacted to reports that he married his new wife because she's rich. Aremu got married quietly on Saturday December 7th in Abuja to a woman believed to be older than he is, but Aremu says he doesn't care what anyone thinks of him, his wife or their marriage. The actor said his wife is not as rich as people think and that contrary to reports, his wedding wasn't a secret and his famous older brother was at his wedding.

Aero Contractor plane loses tyre upon landing in Lagos

Story of what happened as told by one of the passengers, former FCT minister, Nasir El-Rufai

Brand new sitcom - Aduke Hotel, set to premiere 4th of January 2014

Ever heard of a hotel managed and operated by four individuals only? Well, that's the story of Aduke Hotel; a 90s hotel striving to compete in the modern day hospitality business, despite being vehemently stuck in its 90s way. No thanks to Engineer Babatope Adigun, - a.k.a Grandpa - a retired railway worker who in a bid to preserve his late wife's memory, ensured the hotel implemented little or no change over the years that followed her demise. Continue...

photo:Uche Jombo marks birthday with husband

The actress and movie producer was a year older yesterday and spent the special day with her hubby, Kenny Rodriqguez.

Photos:Miley Cyrus moves on to actor Kellan Lutz

There have been recent reports that Miley Cyrus is dating her ex-fiance's good friend, actor Kellan Lutz, after they were photographed getting off a private plane in Miami after spending some days together in the Bahamas. Seems the rumours are true as the Wrecking Ball singer was spotted cuddling and kissing the Twilight Star at an after party she hosted at Madhouse nightclub at the MGM Grand Hotel And Casino, in Vegas on Friday night. Kellan and Liam Hemsworth are very good friends and Kellan even used to hang out with the former couple. See more pics below...

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