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Basketmouth celebrates wife as she turns a year older today
First pics of comedian Julius Agwu after his brain surgery in the US
Photos: Comedian Lepacious Bose shows off weight loss
MTN Sha!! Have You Seen MTN Condom? (See It Here)
When she says you lack communication while making love… Lol
Basketmouth's response to Davido graduation
The news of Davido graduating with first class just gave me hope that I can become an Astronaut, Architect, Lawyer and a brain surgeon at the same time. Congrats bro.Davido has since refuted the reports. He graduated with a second class degree in music..
Nigerian Twitter users prefer Mr Ibu as a woman over Caitlyn Jenner?
Lol. Check out this funny tweet that
attempted to make a kind of vote between the two men dressed as
women. Apparently, everyone has more love for Nigeria's funny actor. See the number of retweets compared to Caitlyn's favorite
Why Ali Baba didn't make my top 5 comedians list-Basketmouth on ''The Truth''
When a surprised Olisa asked why names like Ali Baba, AY,Julius weren't on the list, he said he would have included them if he could name 10..When probed further on why veteran comedian,Ali Baba was omitted,he said
Checkout this customized Ankara Car
see more pixs below...
FUNNY FACT-SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT KNOWN And NEED TO KNOW !
!
�� Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.
�� To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"
�� To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"
�� To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"
�� To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"
�� To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"
�� To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"
�� To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste ��
on the Ink Spots
generously and let it
dry completely, then
wash"
�� To get rid of Mice or
Rats:
"Sprinkle Black
Pepper in places
where you find Mice &
Rats. They will run
away"
�� Take Water Before
Bedtime..
"About 90% of Heart
Attacks occur Early in
the Morning & it can
be reduced if one
takes a Glass or two
of Water before going
to bed at Night"
�� We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!
Did you ???
�� Drinking Water at the
Right Time ⏰
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;
1⃣ 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
��⛅ helps to
activate internal
o
�� Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.
�� To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"
�� To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"
�� To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"
�� To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"
�� To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"
�� To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"
�� To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste ��
on the Ink Spots
generously and let it
dry completely, then
wash"
�� To get rid of Mice or
Rats:
"Sprinkle Black
Pepper in places
where you find Mice &
Rats. They will run
away"
�� Take Water Before
Bedtime..
"About 90% of Heart
Attacks occur Early in
the Morning & it can
be reduced if one
takes a Glass or two
of Water before going
to bed at Night"
�� We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!
Did you ???
�� Drinking Water at the
Right Time ⏰
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;
1⃣ 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
��⛅ helps to
activate internal
o
Jega's Election Result (Stage play at AY Live) Must watch!
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It takes a whole lot more than a sexy body to keep a man - Ali Baba
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