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Gruesome scene: Video of Syrian chemical attack obtained by CNN



Men sprawled on the floor, shirtless and convulsing, children unable to control their shaking and flailing. Panic and screams in the background. These are some of the hard-to-stomach images that the Obama administration has shown a select group of US senators in closed-door briefings to make the case that a limited military attack on Syria is justified. Please watch the video HERE

8yr old Yemeni childbride dies of internal injuries after sex with 40yr old groom

An eight-year-old child bride has died in Yemen of internal bleeding sustained during her wedding night after being forced to marry a man five times her age, activists have claimed. 

The girl, identified only as Rawan, died in the tribal area of Hardh in northwestern Yemen, which borders Saudi Arabia. Activists are now calling for the groom, who is believed to be around 40 years old, and her family to be arrested so they can face justice in the courts.

 
They say arrests would help put a stop to the practice of marrying very young girls to older men in the impoverished region.
Angry Man, a blogger, posted that the man was 'an animal who deserved to be punished severely for his crime'.
'All those who supported such a crime should also be punished,' he added.

Another blogger, called Omar, wrote: 'Rawan’s family members are not humans. They do not deserve to have children.'
But another blogger, called 'Sad', appeared more sympathetic to the custom. He wrote: 'Her family and her groom could have waited for some time before having this marriage,' Sad said. 'It was not fair at all and the marriage should not have happened even if some tribes believe that it is a good custom.'

The practice of marrying young girls is widespread in Yemen and has attracted the attention of international rights groups seeking to pressure the government to outlaw child marriages.

Yemen's gripping poverty plays a role in hindering efforts to stamp out the practice, as poor families find themselves unable to say no to 'bride-prices' that can be hundreds of dollars for their daughters.
More than a quarter of Yemen's females marry before age 15, according to a report in 2010 by the Social Affairs Ministry.

Tribal custom also plays a role, including the belief that a young bride can be shaped into an obedient wife, bear more children and be kept away from temptation.
In September 2010, a 12-year-old Yemeni child-bride died after struggling for three days in labour to give birth, a local human rights organisation said.

Yemen once set 15 as the minimum age for marriage, but parliament annulled that law in the 1990s, saying parents should decide when a daughter marries.
Source: DAILY MAIL

Borno govt planning to demolish 20 churches & Christian schools in the state

The Borno State government is planning to demolish at least 20 churches and christian schools in Maiduguri after acquiring land they say they want to use for a 1000-unit housing estate.

Demolition notice has been served to the present occupants of the acquired land, which includes owners of farmlands and several churches and schools built by churches. The state government have already dispatched a notice to the leadership of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) and the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN)

Some people feel like the government isn't really planning to build any housing estate, just looking for an excuse to destroy the churches and private schools, with the alleged grand plan of gradually islamising the state as part of an alleged wider plan to Islamise the northern part of Nigeria.


An information leaflet on the acquisition plan from the State Ministry of Lands and Survey has been released. Find it after the cut...



The leaflet, entitled Notice of Acquisition and assessment/valuation of structures on proposed site for 1000 Housing Units along Gubio Road Highway,  reads:
"I am directed to refer to you farmers and holders of structures on the proposed site for caption matter above and regret to inform you that the Executive Governor has on the power conferred on him by Section (2)b of the Land Use Act 1978 has directed through high powered committee on Construction Ref. no: HPCC/2500/HE/S/TEC/1 to notify you of his intention to acquire your farm lands and assessment/valuation of the structures on the proposed site situated along Gubio Road, Maiduguri.
"The acquisition is necessary in view of requirements of the land by the state government for overriding public interest to construct Housing Estate. The affected farmers and holders of structures are to take note and appear on site for the above exercise, please.”

Meanwhile the General Secretary of CAN , Dr. Musa Asake, has reacted to the planned demolition. He said:
“We have seen the  eviction notice from the Borno State Government. We are all Nigerians and there are other places where the State Government can develop. The areas being earmarked for demolition are already developed with churches and schools.

“We have enough problems at hand and we don’t want to add another problem. Christians have suffered enough in Borno State. If the State Government wants to destroy churches and build any Housing Estate, no Christian will see it as a sign of progress.

“As soon as we authenticate the source of that letter, we are going to reach out to the State Government to make sure that Christians don’t lose their churches and lands there. But we have no reason to doubt the source of that letter. We have suffered enough in Borno State and enough of all these things which are coming in another disguise.

“Borno State Government should reconsider that decision to demolish Churches and their properties because in Borno State, there are many vast lands. They should do that instead of going to these areas where Christians have settled for long. We are asking the Borno State Government not to try it.” Asake said.

Karen Igho shows off hot bikini body


The BBA winner shared the photos on her instagram page.

Photos & video: Miley Cyrus gets fully naked in her new music video

20 year old Miley Cyrus appeared completely naked in the music video for her new single, Wrecking Ball. She's really a wild child, isn't she?



Two Football Supporters Caught Having S3x In An Empty Stadium




Two fans were spotted having sex on the field under the full glare of the pitch's floodlights. The adventurous pair, who clearly thought they were alone, were caught making out by security guards in the middle of Brondby's Copenhagen ground

Cristiano Ronaldo's Girlfriend posing niude.

COUPLES HAVING S3X while DRIVING!!

PHOTO: Woman Burns Her Boyfriend Alive

A Connecticut woman called the police and tells them that she had burned her boyfriend alive.

According to reports, she asked to be arrested during this call.The victim was transported to a hospital where he was listed Friday in critical condition with second-degree burns over 70 percent of his body.

According to police reports, the woman called them just after midnight to say she had killed her boyfriend and would be waiting for police outside her Hartford home. The woman reportedly said: "Arrest me. I did it. I burned him alive."

Officers found the victim alive in a nearby residence.

Police charged 47-year-old Julia Rivera with assault, reckless endangerment, violation of a protective order and disorderly conduct. She was taken to a hospital after complaining of chest pains.

It was not clear if she had a lawyer.

Comedian and radio host Ushbebe set to wed



Naija FM OAP and standup comedian, Justice Nuagbe, popularly known as Ushbebe is set to wed is heartthrob, Annette Osa-Agbontaen, a graduate of B.I.U. Their traditional wedding will hold in October while the white wedding will hold in November - both in Benin. Congrats to them

Serena Williams wins her 5th US Open



World No.1 Serena Williams today Sunday September 8th claimed her fifth US Open crown and 17th career grand slam singles title after beating world No. 2 Victoria Azarenka with a 7-5 6-7(6) 6-1.

This victory makes Serena the oldest US Open women's winner since tennis turned professional 45 years ago, eclipsing Australian Margaret Court, who was 31 years when she won the title in 1973. Big congrats to Serena.

I Break Out Anytime I Stay In The Sun For Too Long... Ayo Adesanya Says



She talks about fashion and her beauty routine in a recent interview. 'I am a bit on the big side and I wear what fits me. I know I have good legs and show them off. I find my legs sexy and I wear things that show them off too. I wear miniskirts and shorts when necessary. I am lucky I have a good skin. I have used a couple of creams—some worked, some didn’t. My problem is my face because anytime I stay in the sun for too long, I break out! Unfortunately, I produce movies and could be in the sun working. Already, I am learning to deal with it

Photos: Yemi Sax And Wife Welcome Baby Boy


Yemi Sax and his wife Sholatayo Adeosun who got married months back have welcomed a baby boy this morning. The baby was born at St. Georges hospital in Lekki at 12:50am.


EXPOSED: How Policemen & A Popular Alhaji Are Romancing Yahoo Boys In Lagos

I got this message from a Yahoo boy who said he was pushed into the trade by circumstances and because he doesn't want to go into armed robbery. He exposed a lot in the letter to OluFamous.Com and disclosed how policemen are using the name of the Inspector General of Police to "deal" with them:


My name is Ibrahim Dipo, a final year student at the Leads City University, although I admit what I was doing with my friends was wrong but no other means of survival. I drive a Range Sport...

ON THE 15TH OF DECEMBER LAST YEAR 2012, SOME POLICE MEN AND EFCC OFFICIAL CAME TO MY HOUSE ALONG SIDE WITH THE POPULAR EX-CONVICT MAN NOW POLICE FAKE INFORMANT [Alhaji Rasaq Tunji Alaso] CALLED ALHAJI GAY.

HE WAS ARRESTED SO MANY TIMES BUT RELEASED BECAUSE HE USED TO SETTLE THE COMMISSIONER OF POLICE IN LAGOS AND IBADAN.

THEY CAME AT 7AM AND JUMPED INTO MY COMPOUND, THEY SHOWED ME A FAKE PETITION WHICH I THOUGHT WAS REAL WITH THE SIGNATURE OF THE INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE [IG MD ABUBAKAR]. THEY ARRESTED ME AND TOOK MY RANGE SPORT, WRIST WATCH, JEWELRIS WORTH 590K, $3900 IN CASH, LAPTOP, AND TOOK ME IN THE DANFO BUS TO AN UNKNOWN DESTINATION.

THEY TOOK ME TO AN EMPTY HOUSE IN IJEBU WHERE I SAW SOME OTHER BOYS TOO WHO WAS DETAINED THERE. THE ALHAJI GAY (PICTURE ABOVE) ASKED HOW MUCH I HAD IN MY BANK ACCOUNT, I HAVE IN TOTAL OF N3.2 MILLION NAIRA IN MY FIRST BANK ACCOUNT. HE WAS ORDERING THE FAKE EFCC AND POLICE MEN BECAUSE HE IS IN CHARGE. THE ALHAJI GAY TOLD ME TO GO AND WITHDRAW ALL AND WAS HOLDING ALL MY STUFFS AND ALSO THE FAKE EFCC MEN TOLD ME IF I NOTIFY ANYONE THEY WILL USE THE PETITION AGAINST ME.

OUT OF FEAR, I WENT TO THE BANK AND WITHDRAW THE MONEY FOR ALHAJI WITH 10,000 NAIRA BALANCE. HE ALSO COLLECTED MY ORIGINAL CAR PAPERS, HE RELEASED ME AND DIDN'T GIVE ME MY CAR BACK AFTER THEY COLLECTED ALL MY MONEY. I KEEP CALLING HIS PRIVATE LINE {08039111480} HE LATER TOLD ME MY CAR IS BEEN SOLD AND IF I WANT TO USE POWER THEN THE IG WILL RELEASE ANOTHER PETITION AND THE EFCC WILL ARREST ME AGAIN.

A MONTH'S AFTER I LOST MY MUM AND LIFE HAS BEEN ROUGH FOR ME, PLEASE THE IG OF POLICE CAN LOOK INTO THIS ISSUE OF ALHAJI GAY. WHY ARE FAKE POLICEMEN AND FAKE EFCC EXTORTING MONEY FROM YAHOO BOYS? IS REALLY SAD, THIS KIND OF FRUSTRATION CAN LEAD SOMEONE TO ARM ROBBERY.

IF TRULY IG OF POLICE IS AWARE OF THIS THEN THIS IS REALLY BAD. FEW DAYS AFTER, HE ARRESTED 5 OF MY FRIENDS TOO AT UNILAG AND TOOK ALL THERE CARS WITH SOME POLICE MEN FROM ALAGBON. THE TOTAL MONEY HE GOT FROM THEM WAS IN TOTAL OF 7 MILLION NAIRA AND 3 RANGE SPORT AND 2 LR3.

NOW HE IS CALLING ME AND LOOKING FOR MORE MONEY AFTER HE COLLECTED EVERYTHING I HAD.... THE POLICE MEN FROM ALAGBON WAS EVEN ARGUING WITH ALHAJI GAY THAT THE SHARE OF THE MONEY HE GAVE THEM WAS SMALL, WHAT A SHAME TO THE NIGERIAN POLICE AND EFCC !!!!

Please, the authorities should look into these allegations by Ibrahim Dipo and take appropriate actions

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Yung6ix ft Percy – First Class [Official Video]


Video Comment: Afro-rap royal and KKTBM resident ‘Yung6ix‘ presents the visuals for his critical acclaimed single “First Class”. Yung6ix wows with the Unlimited L.A directed video for the chart-topping number which features singer and label-mate Percy. The clips see the king of the south in his best form yet, throwing his signature punchlines and edgy delivery in grand style. Want to know why Yung6ix is regarded as one of the best rappers in these shores? Check out the captivating video!Download music video

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Joke:Akpors found a bottle on the beach

Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He
rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped
a genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the
Genie. "But there's a catch."
"What
catch?" he asked. The genie replied, "Every time you
make a wish, every politician in the
world will receive double what you
asked for."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!"
replied Akpors. "What is your first wish?" asked the
Genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a
Ferrari," he said.
POOF! A Ferrari
appeared in front of the man."Now,
every politician in the world has two
Ferraris," said the genie.
"Next wish?"
"I'd love a billion dollars,"
replied Akpors.
POOF! One billion
dollars appeared at his feet."Now,
every politician in the world has two
billion dollars," said the genie.
"Well,
that's okay, as long as I've got my billion," replied Akpors.
"What is your final wish?" asked the
genie.
Akpors thought long and hard,
and finally said, "Well, you know, I've
always wanted to donate a kidney."
Rate him over ten?

Joke:Akpors lost the key

Akpors lost the key to his
house after being heavily
drunk. His friend JOHN came
and saw him kneeling down
in front of the door.

JOHN:- akpors where IS the
key to your house?

Akpors:- i lost it

JOHN:- where did you keep
the spare key?

Akpors:- i dont know.

JOHN leaves and 30 minutes later still find akpors
kneeling down.

JOHN:- akpors ARE you
praying now?

Akpors:- yes iam praying because it is only
one thing that can open this
door which is prayer the
master key!

Joke:Akpors gets into a pharmacy

Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d
pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom?
I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!”
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,”Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too.
“D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he turns back & says “Give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is
expecting me 2 make a move.
During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend’s Dad walks in, Akpors lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u’v given
us” 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying “Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness.” Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close 2 d table.
They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, “I didn’t know u’r so religious. “Akpors replies, “I
never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!”.
See wahala !!! If you’re akpors…wat will u do?

Joke:A man

A man was about to check into the Sheraton hotel when he noticed a very beautiful woman staring admiringly at him.
He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr. and Mrs.
After a very pleasurable three day stay, d man approached the front desk and told the clerk he was checking out. In a few minutes, he was handed a bill for N450,000.
"There must be some mistake," d man said. "I've been here for only three days."
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "But your wife has been here a month and a half."

Joke:Akpos just got a job

Akpos just got a job as a porter in
a five star hotel in Abuja.
The manager told him:
"...in here we give every customer
personalized services and you
have to be very observant so you
know how to address their every
need even before they ask"
Before the manager could finish, a
couple walked through the hotel
entrance and the manager quickly
approached them, nicely took
their baggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our
delight to have you in our hotel.
Please come this way to the
reception"
... and he led them to the
reception.
After the couple had been taken
care of, Akpos asked the manager,
"Has the couple been visiting this
hotel before?"
"No" came the reply from the
manager.
"So how come you knew their
name?" asked Akpos.
"That is why I told you to be very
observant. All I had to do was
quickly look at the label on their
baggage while I'm taking it from
them and see the name on the
tag".
"Oh, here comes another couple.
Why don't you give it a try?"
"Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly
approached the couple, helped
them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR
HAND MADE LEATHER! We are
delighted to have you in our
hotel..."
The manager fainted!

Joke:Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in the hotel

Akpos sits next to a girl
on a table in the hotel
Akpos: hello madam?
Lady : what is it?
Akpos : sorry madam ,
just wanted to ask what the
time
is on your watch?
Lady: ehee ...now you
think my watch is used as a
public
clock
huh?
Go away and stop
wasting my time
Akpos : but madam
Lady :shut up!!! *
Akpos takes out his
Apple glassy phone and
makes a
call.
Akpos :hello John, I just
settled
from Washington
D.C.
Please can you please tell
me what
time it is right
now so that i set
my clock to the local
time since it still reads
American
time?
*she listens*
ok thank you and today
don't forget to come for
the galaxy tablet that you
requested.
* she listens*
since my girl is still in
America
bring me
a beautiful girl to spend
my money with tonight?
Ok bye.
Lady : sir the time is ..
Akpos : shut up, we talking
money
here u talking,
nonsense

Joke:Akpos fell into a well

Akpos fell into a well and was screaming for help.
His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help:
AKPOS: How much did you buy the rope?
EKAETTE: NGN 1000.
AKPORS(Still inside the well about to drown, shouted):
What! Return it now now, goto papa Ochuko at the fourth street he sells it
for NGN 250.
Hurry up before I die here oh!
.1 word 4 Akpos

Joke:Akpos and his friends are drinking in a bar

Akpos and his friends are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, Stranger up to them, and points at the
Akpos, shouting,
"Your mom's the
best in sex in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the
Akpos ignores him, so the drunk
wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes
back, points at the Akpos again, and
says,"I just did your mom, and it was
s----w----e----- e-----t!"
Again Akpos refuses to take the bait,
and the drunk goes back to the far
end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and
announces,
"Your mom liked it!"
Finally Akpos interrupts.
"Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"

Joke: girl invited her boyfriend

A girl invited her boyfriend (Akpors) over for dinner in her house so he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily,
so the girls mother said;"Akpors, i think you should sleep over here because the rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon"
After eating, the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates. When the girl and her mother returned to the sitting room, Akpors was not there, they checked all over the house and did not find him. As they were wondering what happened to him, he walked back into the house, really soaking
wet, and with a plastic bag.
Girl's mother: Where were you and why are you so wet?
Akpors: I went home to get my pajamas ma'!

Joke:job cleaning the pilot's cockpit in an aeroplance

Akpos was doing his job cleaning the pilot's cockpit in an aeroplance, when he saw a book entitled, “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners, Vol. 1 ".
He opened the first page which said; "To start the engine, please press the redbutton".
He did so and the airplane engine started! He was pleased and opened the nextpage.
"To set airplane moving, please press the blue button". He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said; "To fly the airplane, please press the green button".
He did so and the plane started flying!!! He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land.
He opened to the 4th page and it read; "To learn how toland a plane, please watch out for Volume 2!!

A Word For Akpos

Joke:An American was visiting Nigeria

An American was visiting Nigeria for the first time,
so he boarded a taxi from the airport to his hotel, Akpors happened to be the taxi driver, on the way the American saw a beautiful building and asked the driver, "how long did it take to build such beautiful building", the driver was proud of his country and said 6years, the American replied "nonsense, in
my country it will take 6 months to build same building".

They passed by another huge building, the american asked again, "how many years did it take to build the house", the driver replied "2 years", to his shock again the american said, "rubbish, it takes just 2 months to build same building in my country".

They finally passed the National Stadium, and the american was amazed, he asked how long did it take to build such magnificent structure,
Akpors just looked at him and said "Oga, I don't know o! coz when I passed here this morning, the building wasnt there".

One word for Akpos

Joke:Akpors in trouble

Akpors in trouble again !
Akpors was about to check into a
Grandios hotel when he noticed a very
beautiful woman staring admiringly at
him. He walked over and spoke with her
for a few minutes, then returned to
the front desk, where they checked in
as Mr. and Mrs.
After a very pleasurable three-day
stay,Akpors approached the front
desk and told the clerk he was checking
out. In few minutes, he was handed a
bill for N450,000.
"There must be some mistake," Akpors
said. "I've been here for only three
days."
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "But your
wife has been here since 2 months

Joke:Akpor and his Father


Akpor and his Father at his Graduation
Ceremony
Akpors’ father accompanied him to his
school end-of-year awards party.
As they sat watching amidst loud
ovations, the beneficiaries were called
to the podium for their awards.
The following conversation ensued:
Announcer: Best student in sciences,
the winner is Inem.
Father: (Applauds and eyes Akpors
scornfully) See correct children!
Announcer: Best student in
commercial studies; the winner is
Ajoke.
Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors) See
correct children.
Announcer: Best student in Arts and
the winner is Helen.
Father: (fuming with anger) See
correct children!!.
And so, all the awards were presented
without any going to Akpors.
At the end of the event, they left and
went to the car park but as his dad got
ready to start the car, the engine
refused to respond.
He opened the bonnet and touched a
few things but his efforts did not yield
any response so they resorted to
pushing it. Just as they got to the exit
of the school, the rickety car sparked
up.
Exhausted and profusely sweating,
Akpors rested on the gate just as his
mates were driving off with their
parents in Hummer, Jeep, Sequia,
Infinity, Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln
Navigator, Range Rover and other
exotic cars.
All of a sudden, Akpors burst into
laughter.
His puzzled father asked,’what’s so
funny?’ Amidst teary eyes,
Akpors responded, ‘SEE CORRECT
FATHERS!’

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