Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He
rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped
a genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the
Genie. "But there's a catch."
"What
catch?" he asked. The genie replied, "Every time you
make a wish, every politician in the
world will receive double what you
asked for."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!"
replied Akpors. "What is your first wish?" asked the
Genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a
Ferrari," he said.
POOF! A Ferrari
appeared in front of the man."Now,
every politician in the world has two
Ferraris," said the genie.
"Next wish?"
"I'd love a billion dollars,"
replied Akpors.
POOF! One billion
dollars appeared at his feet."Now,
every politician in the world has two
billion dollars," said the genie.
"Well,
that's okay, as long as I've got my billion," replied Akpors.
"What is your final wish?" asked the
genie.
Akpors thought long and hard,
and finally said, "Well, you know, I've
always wanted to donate a kidney."
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rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped
a genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the
Genie. "But there's a catch."
"What
catch?" he asked. The genie replied, "Every time you
make a wish, every politician in the
world will receive double what you
asked for."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!"
replied Akpors. "What is your first wish?" asked the
Genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a
Ferrari," he said.
POOF! A Ferrari
appeared in front of the man."Now,
every politician in the world has two
Ferraris," said the genie.
"Next wish?"
"I'd love a billion dollars,"
replied Akpors.
POOF! One billion
dollars appeared at his feet."Now,
every politician in the world has two
billion dollars," said the genie.
"Well,
that's okay, as long as I've got my billion," replied Akpors.
"What is your final wish?" asked the
genie.
Akpors thought long and hard,
and finally said, "Well, you know, I've
always wanted to donate a kidney."
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