Akpos going to asaba

Akpos boarded a bus going to Asaba.
Sitting next to him was a Church sister coming back from an All Night.
As they proceeded Akpos smiled and stared at the church sister lustfully.
The Church Sister immediately in
retaliation said; With your lustfulness you won't get to heaven.
Akpos furiously jumped up and gave the conductor a hot slap.
The Conductor in shock asked; What's that for?.
Akpos shouted; You are a liar and a thief. Why didn't you tell me this bus was going to heaven and not Asaba.