akpors and the lady

Akpos was walking down
the street
sometime ago, then he
saw a beautiful
Toyota Jeep parked on the
side way. He stopped for a minute to
stare and
admire it... Just then he
saw a
beautiful & hot chick
coming down the road. "What's Akpos gonna
do??" (He quickly thought
to himself as a
smart guy) He quickly
moved near the
car & pretended it was his ride, he
kicked a bit at the front tire
and
stood by the side of the
door. He
could see her staring at him, sure enough she had
fallen for him already
(thought to himself...) She
walked towards him. He
composed himself & faked
a call to his mechanic while leaning
on the
door. Just then she
approached him
and said, "Excuse me!". He
pretended not to hear her as he flew
big amounts of money for
spare parts.
After a minute she again
said, "Excuse
me sir!" Akpos lowered his phone &
said, "just a second
sweetheart, let me
conclude my last order" &
continued
on phone as he moved away from the door. (At
this moment he was sure
she had
fallen for him, he could tell
from her
impatience) But just as he moved
from the door, guess what!
.
. .
.
. .
.
. She opened her handbag,
removed the
car keys, opened the door,
entered & drove off. Akpos fainted!!!