Three sons left home to make their fortunes

Three sons left home to make their fortunes
and did very
well. one day, the three competitive brothers
got back
together to discuss the gift that they were
giving their
elderly mother.
The 1st said,"I built a big house for Mom."
The 2nd said, "I got her a Mercedes with a
driver."
"I've got you both beat," said the 3rd."You
know Mom
enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see
very well. I
sent her a brown parrot that can recite the
entire Bible. It
took twenty monks in a monastery twelve
years to teach
him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a
year for ten
years for them to train him, but it is worth it."
Soon thereafter, their mom sent out her
letters of thanks.
To the. 1st son, she wrote, "Milton, the house
you built is so
huge. I live in only 1 room, but I have 2 clean
the whole
house."
To the 2nd son, she wrote, "Marty, I am too
old to travel. I
stay home all the time, so I never use the
Mercedes. And
the driver was rude!"
To the 3rd son, her message was softer:
"Dearest Melvin,
you were the only son to have the good sense
to know what
your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"
***One Word Each For The Son(s) And
Mother*