Akpos who was a houseboy

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks
into
his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds
water
to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new
wine
called pasties, it was a french wine that
changes
colour if water is added onto it. Akpos
unaware
of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the
new wine and added water on it. Immediately
it
started changing colour.
...
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and
madam were sitted in the parlour, while
Akpos
was in the kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and
saw
Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i
call,
you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question
you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you
don't understand anything except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand
beside madam and ask me a questionwhile i
stand here. Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom
when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say
who
dey sneak enter the house girl room when
madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is
true
o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not
hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me
or
Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o,
i
can't understand anything at all.