A couple watching a Premier League match
together.
After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a
Nollywood Actor.
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in
Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor
brother.
Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this
match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs
Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing
Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he
is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the
tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: mute, not uttering a word.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his
wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines
man.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow
cards. Is there not any Blue card or
something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African
Magic".*
Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't
disturb me.
Who wicked pass?
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