Briggs Family Wins Maltina Dance All Season Seven

After months of suspense, thrills, excitement and emotions, the Maltina Dance All (MDA) Season 7 ‘The Evolution’ came to a spectacular end at the grand finale which took place at the Convention centre of Eko Hotels and Suites, Lagos. The tension soaked finale was breathtaking as the five families that qualified for the finals were locked in a battle of wits for the grand prize of N6 million, a brand new car and the title of ‘Nigeria’s number one dancing family’. In the end, the Briggs family from Port Harcourt, Rivers State emerged winners in what would go down as one of the most hotly contested finals in the MDA history. Continue...

Top PR guru Vanessa Amadi married her sweetheart yesterday Saturday September 28th in the UK. The beautiful bride wore the mermaid silhouette 'Gemma' (my dream wedding dress) by Vera Wang. So beautiful! Vanessa also had two very famous women in her bridal train -singers Estelle and Keisha Buchanan, singer of girl group Sugababes. Genevieve Nnaji, Toolz, Alexander Amosu and D'Banj were also at the wedding. More photos below

Now, that's the spirit! Lol

Kris Jenner Set Up Lamar Odom for Ratings?

Insiders claim Kris Jenner set up Lamar Odom to exploit his drug and cheating scandal for their reality show. This is hearsay but read and see if you believe it. Won't put it past them though...

From Crazy Days and Nights

Lamar Odom got a message to call Khloe Kardashian. He called her and then she told him to call back in a few minutes. Before he called back she was told by Kris Jenner to get to Kris' house so the call could be filmed.

When Lamar called back Khloe put him on speaker which he wasn't expecting and wasn't expecting the entire family to be listening and involved in the call. Apparently they spilled out every rumor and fact that has been going on with him and his affairs and drug use and said if he went to rehab they wouldn't use the footage but that if he didn't it would show that they all cared about him and did their best.

Apparently the reason Khloe dropped the Odom from her Instagram was they are making an episode about the couple getting divorced and her changing it was filmed.

The MILO back to school promotion enters its 4th week

The MILO back to school promotion enters its 4th week and people are still winning. 9 year old Kazeem Sofolahan in Lagos, Ogochukwu Okolo in Enugu, Salisu Obubelebara in Port-harcourt are some of the scholarship winners that emerged this week. Other winnings are bicycles, mobile phones, lunch boxes, trolley school bags, water bottles and so on.

Don’t miss out on the winning spree. All you have to do is go to select stores, buy 2 MILO 500g tin or refill, and get a scratch card, scratch and win instantly. Or order online on www.deeski.com everyone is a winner. More photos below

Boko Haram gunmen this morning Sunday September 29th stormed the student dormitory of the College of Agriculture in Gujba, Yobe State, shooting students as they slept, killing at least 30 of them. The death toll could be way higher as several dead bodies were recovered from hostels, classrooms, bushes and corners around the school.

Area Military spokesman Lazarus Eli confirmed the incident and said that security forces have been deployed to the school to protect surviving students until they can all leave the campus. Eli said the attack was carried out by “Boko Haram terrorists who went into the school and opened fire on students while they were sleeping"

Jealous ex-girlfriend sets rival ablaze in Enugu

According to a report by Sunnewsonline.com, a 20 year old girl allegedly set ablaze the 22 year old new love interest of her ex-boyfriend. Cynthia Onah reportedly went to her ex-boyfriend's house at Onugba Nike area in Enugu State late at night with a gallon of fuel and emptied its content on Chinwe Igwe, her ex's girlfriend, who was sleeping. The incident took place on August 24th.

She's getting naked again in her new video. The singer shared behind-the-scenes pics from her latest music video, Pour It Up, on her instagram page yesterday. See more photos below

People get sacked indiscriminately in this country and they don't know that they can actually sue and get compensated. Jennifer Adighije Okolo, the creative director of House of Silk, sued her former bosses and won. According to a report by Maestro Media, an Industrial Court sitting in Ikoyi, Lagos gave a ruling in favour of Jennifer against her former employer, Helios Towers, a telecom firm.

At Nigeria’s number 1 shopping destination your shopping experience just gets all the more amazing. Jumia.com.ngis the first retailer in West Africa to retail the just released Samsung Galaxy Note 3, and what’s amazing is its new service ‘Jumia Express’that will ensure purchases of this state of the art phone get to its customers3 hours and 33 minutes upon confirmation of purchases. The Samsung Note 3, the third version of the deviceis a cross between a phone and a tablet – a so-called "phablet”, and comes with a 5.7-inch screen, a 13-megapixel camera and will run on 4G.One of the main innovations is the Air Command function which gives users easy access to the Note 3's main features when using the S Pen. Continue...

A few hours after his deliverance at Synagogue Church Of All Nations went viral online, Jim Iyke took to twitter to deliver his message. But there's a celebrity who doesn't seem impressed by it all. See her tweet after cut..

Annie Idibia &Toke Makinwa's gorgeous outfits to Elite Model Search

Annie proudly showed off her baby bump in a short black dress at the Elite Model Search finale which held in Lagos last night. Toke's outfit is banging. Will bring official photos from the model search later...

Actress Yvonne Jegede Back to Nigeria with Beauty Photoshop Photos

Nollywood actress Yvonne Jegede, who left the scene in 2007 to study International Relations in Cyprus is back to the screen. Yvonne, who was one of the chicks in 2face Idibia's African Queen video, has been spotted on movie locations since her return to Nigeria this August. more pictures below

Popular model and video vixen Marie Miller beat 23 other contestants to emerge the 2013 Miss Earth Nigeria queen. The event held tonight at Oriental Hall, Lekki. Marie went home with a brand new 2013 Toyota Avensis and N3million one year salary. She will also represent Nigeria at the Miss Earth pageant later this year. Congrats to her.

LADIES go COMPLETELY NEKKED with paint as clothes!!!

In the wake of many complains about how our African ladies of late exposed their nekkedness on any least event or platform given them, with this Australian girls, it is no news at al as they went nekked during a paint festival they were celebrating. I wonder it was guys who did the paintings for this s3xy and beautiful girls….. hmmmm just wondering what was going on in their mind, no wonder young guys are taking the painting biz in that country more serious.

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Police and rescuers had to assist a woman after her head got caught between the railings of a stairwell where she was having séx, Lipétsk, Russia.
A neighbor called the police saying he saw the unclad woman on her knees in the stairwell unable to free herself.
Rescuers were able to free the woman.
Afterwards it emerged that she had engaged in consénsual séx with her partner on the stairwell, the report said.
It was not clear why her partner left her stranded.
“In all my time working as a rescuer, I don’t recall seeing any incident like this one,” rescuer Alexei Dotsenko
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Use your phone to spice your sex life

With the invention of android and smart phones, we spend a lot of time chatting, sending funny pictures and video. Your phone can also spice your séx life as well
1.There is an app
When it comes to séxual inspiration, the options on your smartphone are endless. Visit the app store and search for one that’s right for you and your lover. We like Kamasutra 4D HD for the iPhone and Android phones to start because it offers 3D tutorials on fun new positions to try between the sheets.
There are also apps that teach you tricks your partner will love and give you tips for keeping your mojo high (Séx Master HD) as well as those that introduce you to new bedroom games.
2.Send each other séxy photos
You don’t have to send a unclad photo of yourself to get his or her attention. A little mystery can go a long way when it comes to sending picture messages. Snap a shot of yourself in that dress he loves or the shirt she loves.

Leave a little to his or her imagination and the things your partner will dream up until you get home will make for lots of fun between the sheets.
3.Arrange a flirty rendezvous
Sometimes you have to get out of your bedroom to recharge your mojo. Text him or her a specific location, a time to meet you and specific instructions on what to say and wear when he or she arrives. The suspense alone will drive your partner crazy, and then when you get there it’s up to you to do the rest.

For Ladies – 7 Steps To Lower The Risk Of chest Cancer!!!

Lifestyle changes have been shown in studies to decrease chest cancer risk even in high-risk women. The following are steps you can take to lower your risk:

1. Limit alcohol. The more alcohol you drink, the greater your risk of developing chest cancer. If you choose to drink alcohol — including beer, wine or liquor — limit yourself to no more than one drink a day.
2. Don’t smoke. Accumulating evidence suggests a link between smoking and chest cancer risk, particularly in premenopausal women. In addition, not smoking is one of the best things you can do for your overall health.
3. Control your weight. Being overweight or obese increases the risk of chest cancer. This is especially true if obesity occurs later in life, particularly after menopause.
4. Be physically active. Physical activity can help you maintain a healthy weight, which, in turn, helps prevent chest cancer. For most healthy adults, the Department of Health and Human Services recommends at least 150 minutes a week of moderate aerobic activity or 75 minutes of vigorous aerobic activity weekly, plus strength training at least twice a week.

5. chest-feed. chest-feeding may play a role in chest cancer prevention. The longer you chest-feed, the greater the protective effect.
6. Limit dose and duration of hormone therapy. Combination hormone therapy for more than three to five years increases the risk of chest cancer. If you’re taking hormone therapy for menopausal symptoms, ask your doctor about other options. You may be able to manage your symptoms with nonhormonal therapies, such as physical activity. If you decide that the benefits of short-term hormone therapy outweigh the risks, use the lowest dose that works for you.
7. Avoid exposure to radiation and environmental pollution. Medical-imaging methods, such as computerized tomography, use high doses of radiation, which have been linked with chest cancer risk. Reduce your exposure by having such tests only when absolutely necessary. While more studies are needed, some research suggests a link between chest cancer and exposure to the chemicals found in some workplaces, gasoline fumes and vehicle exhaust.

For Ladies – 4 Top Causes Of A Smelly Private Part

Most women experience feminine issues from time to time. Feminine odor is especially frustrating, because it can leave you feeling unclean and gross, even if that’s not the case. There are lots of causes for feminine odor, but here are the top four culprits.

BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS
Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is the most common cause of vaginal odor. Every v**ina is filled with naturally occurring bacteria, and BV is simply an overgrowth of those bacteria. Most women in their reproductive years will experience at least one case of BV. The cause is unknown, but unprotected s*x and frequent douching can put you at a higher risk. Other symptoms include itching, soreness and discharge. Some cases of BV will go away on their own, but Planned Parenthood recommends that all women with BV symptoms visit their doctor for treatment to prevent rare but serious complications. Treatment for BV is usually as simple as a course of antibiotics.
YEAST INFECTION
A yeast infection is also very common (and very uncomfortable!). They present signs much like BV, with the addition of a thick, white discharge. Yeast infections do not require antibiotics and instead can be treated with one- or three-course vaginal anti-fungal treatments. Treatment for yeast infections has become very simple and can even be purchased over-the-counter. Most of these treatments tend to get messy, so it’s better to use them overnight.

SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
Some STD’s can cause feminine odor, the most common are chlamydia and gonorrhea. Both diseases are common and easy to treat, but can cause serious complications if they go untreated. Unfortunately, both are also often not quickly diagnosed because they may or may not produce symptoms. The most common symptoms of chlamydia and gonorrhea include painful urination and pus-like discharge, although an unpleasant odor is often present as well. See your doctor immediately if you are experiencing any of these symptoms and avoid risk by abstaining or using protection during s*x.
PELVIC INFLAMMATORY DISEASE
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID) occurs when bacteria travel through the v**ina into the uterus. It is often a late-stage result of an STD not diagnosed, such as chlamydia. PID usually is not diagnosed until you experience chronic pain or have trouble getting pregnant because often,it does not present symptoms. If symptoms of PID are present, they may include pelvic pains, odor, heavy discharge, fever, fatigue, painful intercourse or painful urination. PID can be treated with antibiotics, though it may leave behind scar tissue that has lasting effects..
If you are experiencing any of these, the best bet is too see a medical doctor for proper treatment.

Women’s Health – 9 Factors That Affect The Health Of The v**ina!!!

Vaginal health is an important part of a woman’s overall health. Vaginal problems can affect your fertility, desire for s*x and ability to reach climax. Ongoing vaginal health issues can also affect other areas of your life, causing stress or relationship problems and impacting your self-confidence.

What affects vaginal health?
The v**ina is a closed muscular canal that extends from the vulva — the outside of the female private part area — to the neck of the uterus (cervix). Various factors can affect your v**ina, some modifiable and some not. They include -
1. Unprotected s*x. You might contract a sexually transmitted infection if you have unprotected s*x.
2. Aggressive s*x or pelvic fracture. Forceful s*x or an injury to the pelvic area can result in vaginal trauma.
3. Certain health conditions. Diabetes and Sjogren’s syndrome — an autoimmune disorder — can cause vaginal dryness.
4. Medications and feminine-hygiene products. Prolonged use of antibiotics increases the risk of a vaginal yeast infection. Certain antihistamines can cause vaginal dryness. Superabsorbent tampons can lead to toxic shock syndrome — a rare, life-threatening complication of a bacterial infection.

5. Birth control products. Spermicide and NuvaRing (vaginal ring) can cause vaginal irritation. Using a diaphragm or contraceptive sponge might pose a risk of toxic shock syndrome.
6. Pregnancy and childbirth. If you become pregnant, you’ll stop menstruating until after your baby is born. During pregnancy, vaginal discharge often increases. Vaginal tears are relatively common during childbirth. In some cases, an episiotomy — an incision made in the tissue between the vaginal opening and anus during childbirth — is needed. A vaginal delivery can also decrease muscle tone in the v**ina.
7. Psychological issues. Anxiety and depression can contribute to a low level of arousal and resulting discomfort or pain during s*x. Trauma — such as s*xual abuse or an initial painful s*xual experience — also can lead to pain associated with s*x.
8. Getting older. The v**ina loses elasticity after menopause — the end of menstruation and fertility.
9. Hormone levels. Changes in your hormone levels can affect your v**ina. For example, estrogen production declines after menopause, after childbirth and during chest-feeding. Loss of estrogen can cause the vaginal lining to thin (vaginal atrophy) — making s*x painful.

Things He Wants To Hear You Say In Béd

For a man, nothing is séxier than a woman who is loud in bed and participates in a little dirty talk. Below are five things your man is dying to hear you mouth off about.

Him

Men want to know that you’re not visualizing someone else when you’re with them or just phoning it in, so although it may seem basic, saying (or screaming out) his name in béd is a good way to ease into dirty talk. Punctuate it with a few “ooohs” and moans and it will be more than enough to get him going.

The Action

If you’re being a tad quiet, many men will take the initiative and let you know what they’d like to hear by peppering you with questions, such as “What am I doing to you?” and “How does that feel?”
In this case, simply describing the mise en scène and how you feel will suffice. However, don’t feel like obligated to use cuss words if it’s not your style. Instead, take a cue from romance novels and utilize under-used verbs like “pulse,” “swell,” and “throb.”

Your Fantasies

Nothing counts when it’s said in between the sheets, so if you’re feeling confident, why not seize the opportunity and tell him all of your craziest fantasies and dreams? If the thought leaves you tongue-tied, try practicing in front of a mirror – especially the particularly naughty parts – until you are able to say them without feeling embarrassed or laughing.

Stock Dirty Phrases

Sometimes just having séx is intimate enough, and the idea of pouring out all of your deepest desires, especially in a new relationship, is too much. However, you don’t want to be mute. For those times, any of the following stock séxy phrases will work:
“Oh, yeah, right there!”
“That feels amazing”
“Don’t stop, harder”
“I want you so bad”
“Give it to me!”
“You animal!”

Get Creative

Men can be just as insecure as women; so sometimes a little vocal encouragement is all that’s needed to let them know that you are enjoying what they’re doing. Sometimes a few soft purrs can be just as effective as a well-rehearsed speech, so don’t be afraid to get creative. Whatever you do to cheer lead them along will make your bédroom romp all the more exciting.

Meet Massager Who Rubs Down Clients With Her Own br**sts, Makes Up To $1300 Daily

A woman in Georgia is marketing her services in the chest way possible — by giving massages with her size 48NN br**sts.
And, yes, bra sizes do go that large.
Kristy Love, 34, a certified massage therapist in Atlanta, advertises herself on her website as “THE premiere CMT BBW body rub specialist taking Atlanta AND the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment.”
For those of you who need some explaining, “CMT” is a certified massage therapist. A “BBW” is a big, beautiful woman.
Love’s clients can get both normal and “sensual” massages, but her stack-in-trade is something called the “happy man works” where she rubs her gigantic bosoms over various parts of her client’s body for $300 an hour.
Love claims on her website that the mammary massage is supposed to “keep you focused in the present and give you the opportunity to experience all aspects of your nature not just a part of your persona.”
Love didn’t intend to put her b**bs front and center when she started out in her masseuse career, but her attempts at finding a regular job were a bust.
“When I finished beauty school, no one wanted to hire me. I got interviews but I kept getting asked if I’d be able to stand all day,” Love said according to Reveal.co.uk. “People assumed my size would be a disadvantage. They’d never get back in touch.”

Love — whose name is inspired by “Get Christie Love,” an early-1970s crime drama about a sassy cop who told perps “You’re under arrest, sugar!” — decided to give massages out of her home and when one customer asked her if she could go unclad, a 42NN lightbulb went on in her head.
“At first, I was indignant and said I didn’t give those kinds of massages. I was ashamed of my body because I was so big,” she said, according to the Daily Mirror. “But when I realised there might be something in chest massages I put an advert in the local newspaper and the phone began ringing off the hook.”
Love makes as much as $1300 a day doing the massages, and has worked out various techniques to using her br**sts in different ways, such as body gliding, where she covers herself in oil and slides over the customer.
Some customers just want to be squashed, a technique that Love says is not without risks.
“I have to keep an eye out when I’m squashing someone,” she said, according to the Mirror. “I look at their feet and their fingers to make sure there is still movement there and they’re still breathing.”
But Love’s chesty antics are rubbing other masseuses the wrong way.
Michelle Rozzen, a licensed massage therapist in Los Angeles, says Love’s mammary rubdowns are completely unethical.
“Kristy provides more of a s*xual favor than massage, and it is considered inappropriate and illegal activity,” Rozzen told The Huffington Post by email. “In massage school we are not taught to do what Kristy performs. It’s more of a s*xual act and it gives those professional massage therapists, whom actually give proper massages with their hands, a bad reputation.”

Video:Vampire Woman: Lawyer Turns Herself Into A Vampire After Separation From Abusive Husband

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Meet 35-year-old Maria Jose Cristerna also known as “Vampire Woman.”

She was an attorney who began tattooing her body after divorcing her abusive husband.
The name Vampire Woman started out as an insult but it has now opened doors for her.
“I am thankful for the nickname because, well, I overcame and can pass on my message. My transformation is, above everything, a consequence of loving tattoos and body modification,” she said.Click here to watch

“Yes, I Am Single And Seriously Searching” – Rita Dominic

Star actress Rita Dominic, who, a few weeks ago, lamented that the Nigerian media has been the reason she is not married, has come out to declare that she is very single and seriously searching for a husband.
The rich and talented Nollywood A-Lister who recently clocked 38 years of age, believes she is ripe for marriage and as such is having sleepless nights as to the reasons she keeps missing out on the Saturday ritual of walking down the aisle.

Rita Dominic, one of Nigeria’s top Nollywood actress and eligible spinster believes the reason she is not yet married is because the Nigerian media has not allowed her. The very pretty damsel who celebrated her 36^th birthday few weeks ago, believe that the press has made her plans to settle down very frustrating as they have repeatedly killed her attempt at having a sustainable romantic relation.
Rita claims that some years ago, she was in a very serious relationship but the media killed it because of the pressure they put on her and since then, she has not been able to get a serious man because such relationships will definitely be exposed to the press.
But some industry watchers have told her to look inwards and stop blaming others for her relationship woes. They are of the opinion that if some of her colleagues like Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Mercy Johnson and Ini Edo can get married despite the so called pressure from the press, she too should work on herself.

Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.

Akpos just got a job as a porter in
a five star hotel in Abuja.
The manager told him:
"...in here we give every customer
personalized services and you
have to be very observant so you
know how to address their every
need even before they ask"
Before the manager could finish, a
couple walked through the hotel
entrance and the manager quickly
approached them, nicely took
their baggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our
delight to have you in our hotel.
Please come this way to the
reception"
... and he led them to the
reception.
After the couple had been taken
care of, Akpos asked the manager,
"Has the couple been visiting this
hotel before?"
"No" came the reply from the
manager.
"So how come you knew their
name?" asked Akpos.
"That is why I told you to be very
observant. All I had to do was
quickly look at the label on their
baggage while I'm taking it from
them and see the name on the
tag".
"Oh, here comes another couple.
Why don't you give it a try?"
"Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly
approached the couple, helped
them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR
HAND MADE LEATHER! We are
delighted to have you in our
hotel..."
The manager fainted!

LETTER TO GATE, FROM AKPOS

Letter to Mr Bill Gates 4rm
Mr.Akpos.
TO:Bill Gates Microsoft
From: Akpos
Subject: Problems with my new
computer.
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
we have bought a computer 4 our
home and we have found some
problems, which i want to bring
to ur notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but
there is no 'stop' button. We
request u 2 check dis.
2. One doubt is whether any
'rescooter' is available in system? I
find only 'recycle but i own a
scooter at my home.
3. There is 'find' button but it is
not working. My wife lost the
door key and we've tried alot to
trace the key with this 'find'
button, but was unable to trace.
Pls rectify dis problem
4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT
WORD' now he wants to learn
'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so when
wil u provide dat?
5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, wat
abt MICROSOFT HOME since i use d
pc at home.
6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse
& keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows ' My
Computer',when wil u provide d
remaining items?
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S 'Sir, how is it dat ur name is
Gates but u r selling WINDOWS?

Regards,
Akpos!

AKPOS AND EKAITTE - AFTERNOON FIGHT (How the fight started)

Akpos: "Baby, I'm gonna tell you
a story with 4 parts. Remember
that, 4 parts!"
Ekaitte: "Alright love.."
Akpos: "Okay, i'm gonna start
with part 1..
There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road.
The husband says "let's take the
left one."
The wife says "I think we should
take the right road."
Then the husband slaps the wife
across the face " who's driving,
me or you?!" and they take the left
path."

Ekaitte: "Hahahahahahaha haha"

Akpos: "Now i'm gonna tell you
part 2..
Once they get to the campsite the
husband goes fishing so his wife
can cook their dinner.
He comes back and the wife says
"good now I can cook fish soup
for us to eat!"
The husband says "but I wanna
eat fried fish"
The wife slaps the husband across
the face and says "who's cooking
me or you?!" and they end up
drinking fish soup.

Ekaitte: "Oh crap!" lmao

Akpos: "Now I'm gonna tell you
part 4"

Ekaitte: "What about part 3?!"

Akpos: [Landed Ekaitte hot slap
across the face] who's telling the
story me or you!!

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(I'll update u as soon as I'm able
to separate the fight)

Akpos on high speed

There was this day i was driving my Oga's bus from Ozoro to Lagos. I had a sticker at the back of the bus which said; HE WILL GIVE HIS ANGELS CHARGE OVER ME. By the time i got to Warri, i was driving at a high speed of 135km/hr. My passengers cautioned me and i simply responded; Una no dey see the sign wey dey back of my bus, angels dey on guard. I got to Benin on a very high speed of 185km/hr.
By this time my passengers got wary and decided to come down. They got down and i continued the journey to Lagos alone. I said to myself; Faithless people, them no believe angels dey on guard, upon say them see the sticker there. On getting to Ore, i was comfortably cruising at a very very high speed of 215km/hr when i heard people shouting inside the bus; Abeg Akpos, drop us o, we no dey go again. Shocked, i looked around and said; Shebi i don drop all my passengers for Benin. Which people come dey talk?. The people shouted; Akpos drop us o, na we be the angels wey dey on guard, this one don become suicide mission, we no dey go again o!.

(I drove into Lagos slowly at a reasonable speed of 35km/hr).

An Oyibo kid(white boy) & Akpos

An Oyibo kid(white boy) came wit his dad 2 Lagos as tourists, Oyibo boy decided 2 show off 2 Akpos & his friends,d followin
argument went btw dem...
Oyibo Boy; I got Mc Donald,
Akpos: i get Mr Biggs,
I got Mtv ,
we get Stv,
I got Mike TYson,
we get Bash Ali,
I got Elvis Presley
we get Fela Anikulapo kuti,
I got T. pain,
we get T.maya.
I got T.I,
we get M.I.
I got 2-pac,
we got 2-face.
I got Beyonce,
we get Genevieve.
I got Lil wayne,
We got Terry G.
I got Jay Z,
We get DON JAZZY!
I got wiz khalifa,
we get wiz kid.
I got Hollywood,
we get nollywood
I got Silicon valley,
we get Computer village.
I got Las Vegas,
we get Lasgidi.
I got Miami Beach,
we get Lekki Beach.
I got Al Paccino,
we get Peter Edochie.
I got Pirate of d Caribbean,
we get Pirate of Alaba int.
I got beauty and d beast
we get Bianca and Ojukwu,
I got Mr Bean,
we get Mr Ibu,
I got American Lotto,
we get Baba Ijebu.
We fear Al Qaeda,
we fear Boko Haram

AKPOS & MESSENGER OF DEATH

Death came To a Akpos and said "my
friend Akpos today is your day". Akpos said
"but i am not ready" and death said,
"well you are next on my list." so Akpos tried
to plead with death but
it Refused,
"Ok why dont u take a sit while I
get
you something to eat before we go.?"
the Akpos said while shaking...
and death said "alright then." Akpos gave
death some food and had a wicked thought of adding
poison on it, but said
to Himself, 'since it is Death, poison
won't have any effect on it,' so he added
some sleeping pills in it, Death finished eating
and fell asleep when asleep, Akpos took the Death
list, Rubbed his name from top of the
list and Wrote it at the bottom of the list. So
when Death woke up he said to Akpos, "Because you
have been so nice to Me with much hospitality that I
even Fell asleep, I wil start the LIST FROM THE
BOTTOM!!"
Akpos Fainted

Akpos and REV

Akpos insisted that his first child
must bear his name. So on the day
of naming....
Rev: Which name would you like
your child to bear?
Akpos: With smiles all over his
face he said, Akpos!
Rev: No! He has to bear an English
name.
Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
Rev: Listen, your son should be
named after a saint in the bible.
Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind
wahala be this??
Ok oga pastor, my son will bear St.
Akpostus.

Akpos was riding in the back of his limousine

Akpos was riding in the back of
his limousine when he saw a man
eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and
he
got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?"
he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food,"
the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four
children..."
"Bring them along!"
Akpos said.
They all climbed into the
limousine. As they were going, the
poor fellow said: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you
for taking all of us in."
Akpos replied, "No, you don't
understand. The grass
at my house is over five feet tall it
will be enough for all of your family members!

(PHOTOS) Undergraduate Turns Female Colleague Into Snake For Money Rituals Using Black Magic

Most of you will not believe this, but I just thought I should share anyway. Report reaching us has it that as at about 3pm yesterday, a Nigerian guy who schools in Houdegbe North American University Benin Republic (HNAUB) was arrested, due to his action of turning a fellow female student to a snake using black-magic.

The guy was said to be a 100 Level Business Administration Student of the above named University. To cut the story short, they’re freshers who wanted to make quick money. They wanted to drive exotic cars and oppress their fellow students who were struggling hard to complete their education.

This culprit traveled down to Port-Novo for the rituals. Pictures of two girls were found in the box which contained the snake. The Snake in the box is actually one of the girls that was used, while the second girl’s head had already been chopped off.

It was a girl that stays in the same compound with them that noticed their strange movements and she then reported them to the police. Some of their girlfriends have actually been declared missing for some days now but no one ever imagined that they could have been used for money rituals until the moment they were arrested.

People thought the girls had done their “crayfish waka” as usual, not knowing that the girls have been used for rituals.

They killed those young girls all for fast cash. Ladies beware!pictures below

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600 acres of hemp farm found in Ekiti

Nigeria’s National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) on Friday discovered a 600-acre hemp farm at Ode-Ekiti in the Gbonyin Local Government Area of the western Nigerian state of Ekiti.
The Commandant of the NDLEA in Ekiti, Mr Dele Akingbade, told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Ado-Ekiti that the hemp farm was the largest individually-owned hemp farm in Ekiti.

Akingbade said that the cost of the hemp farm was too huge to be determined immediately. He described the discovery of the farm as one of the `biggest feats’ of the agency in the state.
Akingbade said the agency made the discovery on a vast expanse of land on July 24. According to him, the discovery follows a tip-off by concerned members of the public.
The NDLEA chief said that four suspects, all men, were apprehended in
connection with the discovery. Akingbade said that the four suspects were arrested while working on the farm.
He said that the suspects, who confessed to being labourers, disclosed that the owner of the farm paid them N1,000 per day as wage.
Akingbade said that the agency had been making efforts to arrest the owner of the farm through a 24-hour surveillance mounted by men of the agency.
He said that the suspects, who were still in the agency’s custody, would be prosecuted soon.
The commandant said that officials of the UN Office on Drugs and Crime from Vienna had visited the farm, due to its largeness.

Stop faking good sex, it may ruin your marriage

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Project Fame

Adedayo Adejobi

For more than nine weeks now, Nigerians and West Africans at large, have been glued to their television screens, watching Africa’s longest-running most productive and popular musical talent hunt show, the MTN Project Fame West Africa. With the array of superstars that found their way into the academy, viewers and followers of the show, have classified it as one of the unsurpassed editions ever.

A 44-year old accountant and mother, Tolu Kalejaiye was found dead in her London home on Thursday. Police are still investigating who could have gained entrance into her £350,000 home to stab her to death. Shortly after her body was discovered, her 21-year old son, Oludotun Emmanual Kalejaiye, who lives with her was arrested by the Police. Her neighbors have described her as a gentle hardworking lady who is very pleasant. Her son has been charged to court today.

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