Letter to Mr Bill Gates 4rm
Mr.Akpos.
TO:Bill Gates Microsoft
From: Akpos
Subject: Problems with my new
computer.
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
we have bought a computer 4 our
home and we have found some
problems, which i want to bring
to ur notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but
there is no 'stop' button. We
request u 2 check dis.
2. One doubt is whether any
'rescooter' is available in system? I
find only 'recycle but i own a
scooter at my home.
3. There is 'find' button but it is
not working. My wife lost the
door key and we've tried alot to
trace the key with this 'find'
button, but was unable to trace.
Pls rectify dis problem
4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT
WORD' now he wants to learn
'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so when
wil u provide dat?
5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, wat
abt MICROSOFT HOME since i use d
pc at home.
6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse
& keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows ' My
Computer',when wil u provide d
remaining items?
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S 'Sir, how is it dat ur name is
Gates but u r selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Akpos!
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