An Oyibo kid(white boy) & Akpos

An Oyibo kid(white boy) came wit his dad 2 Lagos as tourists, Oyibo boy decided 2 show off 2 Akpos & his friends,d followin
argument went btw dem...
Oyibo Boy; I got Mc Donald,
Akpos: i get Mr Biggs,
I got Mtv ,
we get Stv,
I got Mike TYson,
we get Bash Ali,
I got Elvis Presley
we get Fela Anikulapo kuti,
I got T. pain,
we get T.maya.
I got T.I,
we get M.I.
I got 2-pac,
we got 2-face.
I got Beyonce,
we get Genevieve.
I got Lil wayne,
We got Terry G.
I got Jay Z,
We get DON JAZZY!
I got wiz khalifa,
we get wiz kid.
I got Hollywood,
we get nollywood
I got Silicon valley,
we get Computer village.
I got Las Vegas,
we get Lasgidi.
I got Miami Beach,
we get Lekki Beach.
I got Al Paccino,
we get Peter Edochie.
I got Pirate of d Caribbean,
we get Pirate of Alaba int.
I got beauty and d beast
we get Bianca and Ojukwu,
I got Mr Bean,
we get Mr Ibu,
I got American Lotto,
we get Baba Ijebu.
We fear Al Qaeda,
we fear Boko Haram