Akpos mistakenly became friend with his Pastor on facebook, he had accepted before he knew it was him.
Few minutes later his Pastor sent him a message:
Pastor: How are you, my good brother?
Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: I want to prayer for you now!
Akpos: Thank you daddy, I’m ready.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family...
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God cut you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: Brother Akpos, are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy, I'm here.
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.
Akpos: Are you sure?
Pastor: Of course.
Akpos: Ok, I have something powerful for you too?
Pastor: Oh I see, you want to sow a seed?.
Akpos: Yes, a strong seed. May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family.
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and all members of your family.
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: My Pastor, are you there?
Pastor: [Angry] Why are you asking me if am here?
Akpos: You should be saying Amen to claim this Powerful Prayers o!
Pastor: Na thunder go fire you there! You are a stupid boy!!
.abeg you guys should mind the kind of prayers you are sending to people.
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