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Reno Omokri says Pres. Jonathan didn't fly Asari Dokubo in private jet

Seyi Shay announces she's been signed as an Etisalat ambassador

The singer took to twitter to announce that she's signed an endorsement deal with telecoms company, Etisalat. Congrats to her!

Dr Sid's fiancee Simi Osomo gets called to the bar

Big congrats, girl!

Prometh Wins Nokia Don’t Break Da Beat 2013 Rap Competition!

Samuel Falowo a.k.a Prometh, a 300 level Biology student at the University of Abuja won the Nokia Don’t Break Da Beat 2013 rap competition, organized in partnership with Trace.

Prometh, emerged winner at the grand finale held on Friday November 22^nd at 10 Degrees, Oregun, Ikeja beating 9 other contestants which included, HEC, Miekharry, Psychobarz, EM.A, Dusten Truce, Baysix, Jurggis, Golden and High M; taking home the cash prize of $20,000.more pix......

Forget her "I don't care attitude".Nicki Minaj has been holding it down with one man Safaree Samuels(boyfriend,hypeman & manager),since she hit the limelight.The reason isn't far-fetched.He was the one who believed in her before she became Nicki of today.He hustled with her mix-tapes and struggled to get her deals before Lil Wayne came across of of her songs in a mixtape..The rest is history.

You see him in all her videos and trips together..Infact when she first hit gold back in 2011.she bought matching bentleys for the both of them

Now to show his undying love for her, he just got a 6-hour long tattoo of her face on his arm.He said

"A lot of people out there tattoo somebody that they don’t know. Why not tattoo somebody that I know, you know? *looks at left arm* The Bob Marley? I don’t know what I was thinking

So it isn't just ladies who should stick with a man when he has nothing, men should do same too...

See photos of tattoo below......

For those who find the lettering too small..Annie's message reads

Wish dat u were here wit me!#bt we stock whr we r,#so far# this long distance is killing me #can u hear me cryinggggg" singing Brandy's ***long distance*** sigh"

2face's reply

Anybody seen this girl?#missingthings

Awww this couple is on another level..2face always flaunting his wedding ring...Love of life

Beyonce banned from visiting the" Egyptian pyramids" for her rude & stupid behaviour

Zahi Hawass, Egypt's former head of antiquities, claims he banned Beyonce from visiting the Pyramids after her ‘stupid and rude’ behaviourin 2009

Now, in a new interview with The Independent,66yr old Hawass said ...

"Most people I take on tours are very nice and we become friends. But this lady...She said she would come at 3pm but she came late. I said "You have to say I'm sorry I'm late". But she didn't open her mouth.I brought a photographer and she also had a photographer and a guard. When my photographer started to shoot, he said "No, Stop! I am the one who says yes or no, not you!"I said: "In that case since you almost hit my photographer and you are not polite - out! I am not giving you the privilege of having you on my tour!" I said Beyoncé was stupid and I left."

During a press briefing in Abuja this morning, the acting Minister of Education, Nyesom Wike told journalist that the Federal Government has given the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) one week ultimatum to call off the ongoing strike.

Or else what? ASUU execs and President Jonathan were supposed to meet this week but the meeting is yet to hold. The ASUU strike began July 1, almost 5 months later, no resolution in sight. Sad!

The FG also said any Academic staff who fails to resume on or before December 4th automatically ceases to be a staff of the institution. Pro-chancellors of the various universities and the National Universities Commissions (NUC) have been directed to ensure compliance of this directive.

Photo: Chipmunk and Karen Igho

Asari Dokubo released in Benin Rep., flown to Abuja in private jet

Asari Dokubo has been released two days after he was arrested in Benin Republic. The leader of the Niger Delta People’s Volunteer Force was reportedly released early this morning after President Jonathan intervened on his behalf with the President of Benin Republic, Yayi Boni.

Sahara Reporters reports that President Jonathan then deployed a private jet to ferry Mr. Dokubo to Abuja a few hours after his release

Kelly Rowland proudly flashes her huge diamond engagement ring

The singer hasn't officially confirmed she's engaged to her long term boyfriend and manager Tim Witherspoon, but on Tuesday she proudly flashed her huge engagement ring as she ran errands in Beverly Hills.

Did Amber Rose come for Kim Kardashian?

They both dated same man (Kanye) and both recently became mums. Nine months after giving birth Amber is still on the journey to loosing her baby weight while Kim who gave birth four months ago, is back to her hot figure!

It was reported recently that Kim K had undergone top secret cosmetic surgery to help shed her baby weight, so when Amber took to instagram to talk about losing her baby weight while trashing celebs who give fans false hope by secretly going under the knife, people assumed she was taking an indirect jab at Kim K. See what she wrote below...

BBA The Chase contestants Beverly Osu and Bimp from Ethiopia are dating. They currently live together at a temporary place in Lekki. Bimp is planning to stay in Nigeria for good if all his plans go well. He will return to Ethiopia tomorrow while Beverly goes to South Africa for the Channel O awards but as soon as she returns to Nigeria, Bimp will return to his love. I hear they are totally mad for each other! Go Bev! This is a hotter catch than Angelo!

Photos: Rapper Wale live at Mavin Studio with D'banj and Don Jazzy

Olamide and Kay Switch are also in the pic. Hopefully we will be getting new music from Don Jazzy and D'banj. See more photos below..

Newly wed couple, Tiwa Savage and TeeBillz made their first appearance as a couple at the MTV Base Shuga premiere which held yesterday, November 26^th at the Silverbird Galleria in VI. Lagos.

Tiwa who plays the role of club owner, Sade in the third season of the award winning drama series joined a host of other celebrities like Basketmouth, Banky W, Bovi, Alex Ekubo, OC Ukeje, Uru Eke, Damilola Adegbite, Toolz and others to witness the premiere of the first Shuga season ever shot in Nigeria. See more photos of the hot couple below..

The grand re-opening of Club Movida is happening this weekend Friday 29^thand Saturday 30th November. The club which is situated at 18A Idowu Taylor Street by Law School, Victoria Island will host international and celebrity DJs, plus appearances from special guests and beautiful women. The strictly by invitation event will offer party-goers the opportunity to experience the newly refurbished venue. The new venue design is certified to give clubbers a world class club experience.

Club Movida, known as one of the top clubs on the Island was shut down some months back when Akeem Sodeinde developed some health issues. Following months of recovery, Akeem is finally back in business and ready to celebrate his life and the re opening of his club with old and new friends.

Club Movida is opened for business on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Friday and Saturdays from 10:30pm - dawn. Club Movida will offer special packages to it's esteemed customers on Tuesday night which is the ladies night, where customers are allowed to bring in a bottles of any preferred brand of alcohol.

Comedian Julius Agwu sues Etisalat for N100m over blocked line

Comedian Julius Agwu has dragged telecoms giant Etisalat to court for blocking his business line. He is demanding for N100million as compensation for jobs lost, contact lost, for the inconveniences, and for being mistreated by Etisalat staff. Below is a statement from his lawyer, Festus Keyamo...

We are solicitors to Mr. Julius Agwu, one of Nigeria's most sought after entertainers (hereinafter referred to as "our client") and on whose behalf we write.

Our client is the owner of the Etisalat GSM phone number 08189555555, which he uses as his business line. On the 8th of October, 2013, our client travelled out of the country and returned on the 17th of the same month. Upon his return, he tried severally to make calls from the aforestated GSM line but same could not connect. Not only could he not make calls, he also could not receive calls on the said GSM line. This continued for some days until he got a message that his line had been blocked by the network provider.

This report is from National Enquirer so maybe y'all should take it with a pinch of salt..:-). They are claiming Lamar is demanding $10million in hush money from Khloe plus he wants his ring back..

From The National Enquirer

Lamar Odom is demanding $10m to end his 4-year marriage to Khloe Kardashian!

Sources say the troubled NBA star has also taken a page out of his fellow hoopster Kris Humphries’ playbook by demanding Khloe’s $875,000 engagement ring back before he’ll agree to zip his lips about the K-clan’s secrets. Humphries got Kim Kardashian to return her $2 million engagement ring as part of their divorce agreement following their 72- day marriage in 2011. Odom, 34, laid out his conditions after “momager” Kris Jenner ordered Khloe, 29, to sit down with their attorneys and hammer out a divorce deal, an insider says.

Popular stylist Toyin Lawani's fiance took to his instagram page this morning to express his immense love for her, saying words like 'cheat, 'betray' has never & will never exist between them. The couple are expecting their first child. Despite the age difference, they look beautiful together!

Photos: Tiwa and Teebillz make first post-wedding appearance

The newly married couple made an appearance at the premiere of the MTV's Shuga which held last night at Silverbird Cinemas in Victoria Island. Tiwa looks quite radiant and happy. See more pics below...

Iheanacho was named the best player at November's Under-17s World Cup after scoring six goals, including one in the final, as his country triumphed in the United Arab Emirates.

"As I am talking to you, I have chosen in my mind that Kelechi is going to Manchester United," he told Super Sport's 'Monday Night Football', before appearing to correct himself by saying: "I have told you that he is going to Manchester City."

Iheanacho senior later confirmed to MTNFootball.com that the player's family made a joint decision on where he would go in a meeting on Monday night. "We prayed [on Monday] and, after due consultations with family members, we came up with Manchester City, believing he has a future there," he explained. "That is where he will be uplifted."

The young striker had been declared missing by his father on Friday after he had left his home in Owerri without alerting his family but returned early on Monday morning before a decision on his future was made.

James has been integral in his son's fledgling career, with rumours that he had valued the starlet at €1 million (£840,000), though he denied those claims, declaring: "No, those people are my enemies. I never said that."

VIDEO: Banky W - Jasi (Official Video)

Name: VIDEO: Banky W - Jasi (Official Video)

By: LINZ

Video Comment: New video for a new song which happens to be one of my favorite right now from EME Boss Banky W. Loving the song more and more. Watch, Download and Enjoy!

Click here to download

Nigeria Sports Award: Moses Beats Mikel, Sunday Mba To Nigeria Footballer Of The Year Award!

Victor Moses has been honoured with the Nigerian Footballer of the Year award, at the Nigerian Sports Awards which held on Tuesday

The Super Eagles and Liverpool forward, beat off competition from Chelsea team-mate John Mikel Obi and Sunday Mba, to land the prestigious gong.
Mikel Obi, however was given the Sports Man of the Year award, while Blessing Okagbare won the Sports Woman of the Year award.
Moses tweeted afterwards: “Proud and honoured to win the Nigerian Footballer of the year award for 2013.
“Is a dream come true to play for my country so thank you every1.”

Photos: Healing River Discovered In Nachi, Oji In Enugu State

A healing river was reportedly discovered in Nachi Oji River in Enugu State, last week.

A mystery to the people of Nachi for decades nick named the “Pool of Bethsaida” and appears every 20 years, as confirmed by the indigenes.

This year, the pool was discovered by fulani herdsmen who were on their way to feed their cattle. According to them, they passed the spot where the water usually came from and there wasn’t any water, but on their way back they discovered the whole place has been covered with water.

According to the oldest man in the community, the water appears every 20 or 30 years, they first saw
it in 1971.
He also confirmed that various diseases and ailments have been cured at the pool.

The water stays for 1 to 2 weeks then dries up, and most people who visited the area gave testimonies on how they received healing from the water.more pixz below.....

Akpos and his school principal

PRINCIPAL: Why Were U Absent Yesterday?
AKPOS: I Attended A Burial
PRINCIPAL: Hmmmm ! Akpos The Lateness Specialist, Nothing Will Stop Me From Punishing U. Now
Answer Me......Who Died?
AKPOS: Thank you, Principal, The First Son Of The Cousin Of My Grand Mother's Youngest Nephew Who Is
Also The Youngest Stepbrother To The Woman Who Gave Birth To My
Uncle's Youngest Step-Son and He Was Also..............!
PRINCIPAL: Alright....
Alright. ..Pls!...That'sEnough...!.. Just
Go To The Class!

Akpos and his son

Akpos and his son akpos jnr were listening to a Radio broadcast, eventually akpos jnr looked at his dad and
said, papa; this people are making a very big mistake.
Then AKPOS asked him "son what is the matter"
his son replied saying, "when Mr Obi died, they announced'OBITUARY'and now Mr Okoro died, they still
announced Obituary again instead of OKOROTUARY".

Akpos in heaven

Akpos was on the bed with his wife, sleeping.
He dreamt he was in heaven. When he got to heaven's gate, he met
an angel who started showing him everything. After a while Akpos asked
the angel; can i piss here?.
Angel replied; it's not allowed but you can. A
short while later again, Akpos asked; can i mess here?. Angel replied; it's not allowed but you
can. Minutes later, again,Akpos asked; can i
poo here?. Angel replied;
it's not allowed but you can. Akpos saw a
flower and asked the
angel; can i use the flower to clean my butt?. Angel said; it's not allowed but you can. As Akpos
was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a
hot slap landed on his face...then his Wife shouted; you piss for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave you, i no talk,
you poo on top bed, i leave you, i no talk. You
now want to use my wrapper clean your bottom, You dey mad!???

Akpos in a bible quiz

Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from?
Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname?
Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to
his grave, He shouted "Lazarus
Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of
Lazarus that climb the tree to see
Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote,
"many are called but..."
Akpos: many are called but few
have the credit to call back.

Easiest Way to Un Lock AMemory Card Pasword With YourPC

>Insert memory card into ur phone but dnt access it yet

>Run File Explorer on ur phone nd open the path C: system.

>You wil find a file called mmcstore, rename d file to
mmcstore.txt

>Copy that file (mmcstore.txt) to ur pc nd open d file in
notepad

>You wil find ur paswrd in dat file maybe towards the end of its

>Now use that paswrd u saw on the notepad to unlock ur
microSD on ur phone.

How to Turn Your Android Into Wireless mouse PAD

1.you need to download mouse server for your
pc/laptop.

DOWNLOADS-

click here for Windws

click here for linux/ubuntu

2.After install it you need to install server in your android

click here to download for android- Play Store

3. After install on both simply run server on desktop... it will show you ip address...

4.Go to android and start wifi than run wifi mouse..

5.after it put thats ip address all done..

6.now your mobile is turned into wireless mouse
no need to buy new mouse

How To Watch HiTV 0n Your Mobile Phone

All you need is to have airtime or MB DATA on your phone, but preferably use a mobile data plan (MB), coz it consumes airtime.

=> Just Click HerE
to start watching, when the page opens, choose the channel you wanna watch.

=> There are many channels available, just click any channel of your choice and when it opens, click play to start watching!!

Interesting facts about computers and the internet

1. Amazon, originally a printed book seller
company, now sells more e-books than
printed books.

2. The first domain name ever registered
was Symbolics.com.

3. 80% of all pictures on the internet are of
Unclad women

4. Tim Berners-Lee coined the phrase
â€œWorld Wide Webâ€ in 1990.

5. U.S. President Bill Clintonâ€™s inauguration
in January 1997 was the first to be
webcast.

6.Google uses an estimated 15 billion kWh
of electricity per year, more than most
countries. However, google generates a lot
of their own power with their solar panels.

7. Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft was

Buying a new laptop computer can be both
frustrating and expensive. Technology is
growing with times, a sign of
transformation. Same can be in computer
world, previously we used to be happy with
PC but now the whole criteria are changed
as people are upgrading themselves for
using Laptops. Recent years showed
advancement in Laptops and the reason
behind increased purchasing trends is its
portability which makes it easy to use and
moving from one place to another without
applying efforts. So people prefer the use
of Laptops over Personal Computers because
of several reasons including upcoming
technology, portability, etc. But, often we
get baffled when it comes to purchasing new
Laptops.
Often, we are deceived by purchasing the
system which is not self-reliable to use. So,
before buying a new Laptop,
things to consider before buying a new
laptop are below :

Etisalat is back with a gbam, brand new

Etisalat tweak for Ucweb, work wella In all Ucweb version.
Just Use the code below to Create New Settings/Prov,

Then Configure your ucweb with the Details below:
IP: uc6.ucweb.com

OR
65.255.37.81
PORT: 80

On your Ucweb,
Select HTTP

in the Proxy Type Proxy Server: www.etisalat.com.ng %3a@ 2f.server4.operamini.com

Start rocking, no dully.

Airtel BBM Subscription For Iphone & Android Users

Following the recent roll out of bbm on android and iphone,Airtel came out with a plan to support all.
Airtel Nigeria has made a move by providing its subscribers with affordable data bundles (subscriptions) for Android and iphone users.

To subscribe to the monthly airtel BBM plan, dial *440*22# Price = N300

To subscribe to the weekly airtel BBM plan, dial *440*23# Price = N200
To subscribe to the daily airtel BBM plan, dial *440*24# Price = N100

With this, android and iphone users will also be able to Ping on their BBM just like blackberry users.

Note: This is an unlimited data plan.

To check your data cap after subscribing, dial *123*10#
I hope soon that other networks will bring out theirs soon.

DJ Humility Explains Why He Called US Rapper Wale A Bastard

Yesterday, DJ Humility slammed US rapper on Twitter for reasons he just made public now.
Read his tweets below.

After following this post you will be able to install BBM on your computer to ping with all your BBM contacts.
Basic Requirement to make this happen.
Download Android SDK, you can download HERE After downloading it, extract the Android SDK bundle on your pc Also Download BBM apk file HERE.
How Can I Set Up BBM For My computer Go to the extracted adt-bundle folder.
Open SDK Manager.exe In sdk-manager window select Tools – Manange avds Create a new Android Virtual Device make sure the RAM is greater than 512 MB and then start the Virtual Device which you just created.

Now Copy the downloaded BBM.apk file to this Extracted Folder : /sdk/platform-tools/ such that the file should be :/sdk/platform-tools/BBM.apk Now move to the folder /sdk/platform-tools/ using file explorer. Select File-Open Command Prompt within the platform-tools folder. Enter this command in the command prompt (adb install BBM.apk) without the bracket Wait for some mins for BBM to be installed in your Virtual Device . Open the BBM app from the App launcher, and enjoy pinging on your computer.

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