Akpos in heaven

Akpos was on the bed with his wife, sleeping.
He dreamt he was in heaven. When he got to heaven's gate, he met
an angel who started showing him everything. After a while Akpos asked
the angel; can i piss here?.
Angel replied; it's not allowed but you can. A
short while later again, Akpos asked; can i mess here?. Angel replied; it's not allowed but you
can. Minutes later, again,Akpos asked; can i
poo here?. Angel replied;
it's not allowed but you can. Akpos saw a
flower and asked the
angel; can i use the flower to clean my butt?. Angel said; it's not allowed but you can. As Akpos
was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a
hot slap landed on his face...then his Wife shouted; you piss for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave you, i no talk,
you poo on top bed, i leave you, i no talk. You
now want to use my wrapper clean your bottom, You dey mad!???