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18 year old Nneoma Anosike wins Elite Model Look 2013
The gold plated iPhone5 photo circulating online is fake!
Find the original photo and the Photoshopped version above. Reacting to the fake phone photo, Reno Omokri, Special Assistant (New Media) to the President said;
Let me make it clear that President Goodluck Jonathan is a simple man who has ensured that all independence anniversary celebrations under his watch have been low key inexpensive events in keeping with his policy of avoiding wasteful expenditures.
These stories and others like it are sponsored by those who would like to distract President Jonathan from the task of Transformation of which he has committed himself and this administration. It is a disservice to all of us if we sit back while these disgruntled elements get away with lies without exposing them and their cohorts.
Female Teacher Reveals Why She Had s*x With 12-year-old Boy
She claims she sent him P0*nographic texts messages as “s*xual therapy” to motivate him to be a better student.
“That was my purpose, to gain his attention. And yes, I did it in an inappropriate way,” Ethel Anderson, who was 29 at the time the abuse began, said in court.
According to reports, over 230 pages of sexually explicit text messages were sent between the teacher and student.
According to Bay News 9, prosecutors obtained more than 230 pages of sexually explicit text messages between the teacher and student.
Although she admitted sending the texts, she denied any contact occurred, and claimed the victim threatened to turn her in.
“We sat on the couch and we started doing s*xual stuff. At first I told her to stop… she was rubbing on my leg, but then it just led to more,” the victim told the court. “She would say she wanted me so bad and she wanted me to go farther [sic]… I just did not want to lose my virginity to a teacher.”
It was reported that the abuse occurred during math tutoring sessions at Anderson’s home between December 2011 and February 2012.
In testimony, the victim told the court that at the time, he thought he was “living a guy’s dream… [of] dating a teacher,” but that he didn’t tell anyone because he “knew she’d get in trouble.”
If convicted, Anderson faces up to 30 years in prison.
Source: Huffington Post
Low Sperm Count: Causes, Symptoms And Treatments.
Low
sperm count means that the fluid (semen) you release during an climax
contains fewer sperm than normal. A low sperm count is also called
oligospermia. Your sperm count is considered lower than normal if you
have fewer than 15 million sperm per milliliter of semen.Low sperm count symptoms may include:
1. Problems with s*xual function — for example, low s*x drive or difficulty maintaining an erection (erectile dysfunction)
2. Pain, swelling or a lump in the testicle area
3. Decreased facial or body hair or other signs of a chromosome or hormone abnormality
When to see a doctor
See a doctor if you:
5 Things Women Don’t Want Men to Know
2. We Tell Our Friends Practically Everything – We might say that we don’t tell our girlfriends nearly every single detail about our lives and relationships, but we kinda do.
3. Our Weight or Dress Size – Don’t ask how much we weigh, or try to guess. And please don’t try to figure out our size and buy us clothing. If you want to buy us any clothes, take us to the shop. Thank You.
5. Most of us are Very Curious – Due to unfortunate past experiences or insecurities, there are some women out there who have been known to snoop through their significant other’s phones and personal mail. We’re not condoning this behaviour, but this is definitely something women don’t want men to know.
What do you think girls? Is there any thing you don’t want that man to know? Share with us in the comments box.
Men’s Health – What You Should Know About man-hood Fracture!
During an erection, the man-hood is engorged with blood. If the man-hood is bent suddenly or forcefully while it’s engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the man-hood (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a man-hood fracture. The trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic s*xual intercourse or, in some cases, aggressive self service.
A man-hood fracture is a painful injury that’s often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the man-hood due to blood escaping the cylinder. In some cases the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) may be damaged as well, and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the man-hood.
PHOTO: Women Take Off Clothes To Stage Protest In Mosque
Three feminist activists from the radical protest group Femen
staged a unclad protest inside a Stockholm mosque before
they were led away by police.june 29
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more pixz belowList Of Nollywood Stars Turned Pastors
It’s an article comprising Nollywood stars that after the stardom faded, they switched over to God
Enjoy!!!
We’ve seen more Nollywood stars take to pastor-ship in the last 3-5 years more than ever. Although many have criticized their decisions to become pastors, most times judging by their past life.
Vanguard Newspaper’s Benjamin Njoku review their past and their sojourn to pastorship
Zack Orji
Ex-President of the Actors Guild of Nigeria,AGN, Zack Orji can be described as “a gentleman without blemish.” This, no doubt informed his decision to become a worker in the Vineyard of God. Zack Orji ordained a full-time evangelist by Bishop Emma Isong of Christian Central Chapel International (CCCI).
He is said to have dedicated his time to preaching the gospel of good tidings across the nations of the world. The veteran actor has been spotted in such cities as Abuja, Nasarawa and Makurdi where he is engaged in various evangelical activities. But this, however, has not stopped him from storming the celebrity hangout, in Surulere to fraternize with his friends and colleagues in the movie industry.
Fashola Unveiles Tallest Hotel In West Africa
The hotel located at Kofo Abayomi Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, is a 23-storey building with 358 rooms, 37 suites and a presidential suite.
The Intercontinental Lagos, a subsidiary of the Intercontinental Hotel Group, IHG, is owned by the Milan Group.
Fashola said the new hotel showed that the economy of the country was witnessing growth daily but without corresponding employment.
According to him, “The new sector is the tourism sector. This is the only virgin sector in the country, and it will help address the challenges of unemployment in the country.”
The governor noted that the new hotel had helped to create new 650 direct jobs in the state, adding that with the construction of more hotels and hospitality outfits, more direct jobs would be created as well as numerous indirect jobs.
He noted that the Memorandum of Understanding, MoU, for the project was signed on March 31, 2004 while it took two years to complete the design work before the conceptualisation of the project began.
He revealed that the Lagos State Government, Skye Bank and Wema Bank were supportive of the project.
According to Valechha, building of the hotel cost over N30 billion, while 650 jobs were created for Nigerians.
The unveiling ceremony was attended by the Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi; Oba of Lagos, Oba Riliwan Akiolu 1; ex-governor of CBN, Joseph Sanusi, and other dignitaries.
Briggs Family Wins Maltina Dance All Season Seven
After months of
suspense, thrills, excitement and emotions, the Maltina Dance All (MDA) Season
7 ‘The Evolution’ came to a spectacular end at the grand finale which took
place at the Convention centre of Eko Hotels and Suites, Lagos. The tension
soaked finale was breathtaking as the five families that qualified for the
finals were locked in a battle of wits for the grand prize of N6 million, a brand
new car and the title of ‘Nigeria’s number one dancing family’. In the end, the
Briggs family from Port Harcourt, Rivers State emerged winners in what would go
down as one of the most hotly contested finals in the MDA history. Continue...
Photos from Vanessa Amadi's white wedding
Kris Jenner Set Up Lamar Odom for Ratings?
From Crazy Days and Nights
Lamar Odom got a message to call Khloe Kardashian. He called her and then she told him to call back in a few minutes. Before he called back she was told by Kris Jenner to get to Kris' house so the call could be filmed.
When Lamar called back Khloe put him on speaker which he wasn't expecting and wasn't expecting the entire family to be listening and involved in the call. Apparently they spilled out every rumor and fact that has been going on with him and his affairs and drug use and said if he went to rehab they wouldn't use the footage but that if he didn't it would show that they all cared about him and did their best.
Apparently the reason Khloe dropped the Odom from her Instagram was they are making an episode about the couple getting divorced and her changing it was filmed.
The MILO back to school promotion enters its 4th week
The MILO back to school promotion enters its 4th week and people are still winning. 9 year old
Kazeem Sofolahan in Lagos, Ogochukwu Okolo in Enugu,
Salisu Obubelebara in Port-harcourt are some of the scholarship winners that
emerged this week. Other winnings are bicycles, mobile phones, lunch boxes,
trolley school bags, water bottles and so on.
Don’t miss out on the winning spree. All you have to do is go to select stores, buy 2 MILO 500g tin or refill, and get a scratch card, scratch and win instantly. Or order online on www.deeski.com everyone is a winner. More photos below
Don’t miss out on the winning spree. All you have to do is go to select stores, buy 2 MILO 500g tin or refill, and get a scratch card, scratch and win instantly. Or order online on www.deeski.com everyone is a winner. More photos below
Boko Haram attacks College of Agriculture in Yobe, over 30 students killed
Area Military spokesman Lazarus Eli confirmed the incident and said that security forces have been deployed to the school to protect surviving students until they can all leave the campus. Eli said the attack was carried out by “Boko Haram terrorists who went into the school and opened fire on students while they were sleeping"
Jealous ex-girlfriend sets rival ablaze in Enugu
Photos: Rihanna wears fishnet bodysuit on set of her new video
If you're unlawfully sacked you can sue your bosses. Jenny did & won
Jumia celebrates Nigeria at ‘53’ with amazing offers
At Nigeria’s number 1 shopping destination your shopping experience just
gets all the more amazing. Jumia.com.ngis the first retailer in West Africa to retail the just released Samsung
Galaxy Note 3, and what’s amazing is its new service ‘Jumia Express’that will
ensure purchases of this state of the art phone get to its customers3 hours and
33 minutes upon confirmation of purchases. The Samsung Note 3, the third version of the deviceis a cross between a phone and a
tablet – a so-called "phablet”, and comes with a 5.7-inch screen, a
13-megapixel camera and will run on 4G.One of the main innovations is the Air
Command function which gives users easy access to the Note 3's main features
when using the S Pen. Continue...
Annie Idibia &Toke Makinwa's gorgeous outfits to Elite Model Search
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Miss Earth Nigeria 2013 Won by Popular Model and Video Vixen - Marie Miller
LADIES go COMPLETELY NEKKED with paint as clothes!!!
In the wake of many complains about
how our African ladies of late exposed their nekkedness on any least
event or platform given them, with this Australian girls, it is no news
at al as they went nekked during a paint festival they were celebrating.
I wonder it was guys who did the paintings for this s3xy and beautiful
girls….. hmmmm just wondering what was going on in their mind, no wonder
young guys are taking the painting biz in that country more serious.
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more pictures belowWoman Stuck On Stairwéll During Séx
A neighbor called the police saying he saw the unclad woman on her knees in the stairwell unable to free herself.
Rescuers were able to free the woman.
Afterwards it emerged that she had engaged in consénsual séx with her partner on the stairwell, the report said.
It was not clear why her partner left her stranded.
“In all my time working as a rescuer, I don’t recall seeing any incident like this one,” rescuer Alexei Dotsenko
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Use your phone to spice your sex life
1.There is an app
When it comes to séxual inspiration, the options on your smartphone are endless. Visit the app store and search for one that’s right for you and your lover. We like Kamasutra 4D HD for the iPhone and Android phones to start because it offers 3D tutorials on fun new positions to try between the sheets.
There are also apps that teach you tricks your partner will love and give you tips for keeping your mojo high (Séx Master HD) as well as those that introduce you to new bedroom games.
2.Send each other séxy photos
You don’t have to send a unclad photo of yourself to get his or her attention. A little mystery can go a long way when it comes to sending picture messages. Snap a shot of yourself in that dress he loves or the shirt she loves.
3.Arrange a flirty rendezvous
Sometimes you have to get out of your bedroom to recharge your mojo. Text him or her a specific location, a time to meet you and specific instructions on what to say and wear when he or she arrives. The suspense alone will drive your partner crazy, and then when you get there it’s up to you to do the rest.
For Ladies – 7 Steps To Lower The Risk Of chest Cancer!!!
Lifestyle
changes have been shown in studies to decrease chest cancer risk even
in high-risk women. The following are steps you can take to lower your
risk:2. Don’t smoke. Accumulating evidence suggests a link between smoking and chest cancer risk, particularly in premenopausal women. In addition, not smoking is one of the best things you can do for your overall health.
3. Control your weight. Being overweight or obese increases the risk of chest cancer. This is especially true if obesity occurs later in life, particularly after menopause.
4. Be physically active. Physical activity can help you maintain a healthy weight, which, in turn, helps prevent chest cancer. For most healthy adults, the Department of Health and Human Services recommends at least 150 minutes a week of moderate aerobic activity or 75 minutes of vigorous aerobic activity weekly, plus strength training at least twice a week.
6. Limit dose and duration of hormone therapy. Combination hormone therapy for more than three to five years increases the risk of chest cancer. If you’re taking hormone therapy for menopausal symptoms, ask your doctor about other options. You may be able to manage your symptoms with nonhormonal therapies, such as physical activity. If you decide that the benefits of short-term hormone therapy outweigh the risks, use the lowest dose that works for you.
7. Avoid exposure to radiation and environmental pollution. Medical-imaging methods, such as computerized tomography, use high doses of radiation, which have been linked with chest cancer risk. Reduce your exposure by having such tests only when absolutely necessary. While more studies are needed, some research suggests a link between chest cancer and exposure to the chemicals found in some workplaces, gasoline fumes and vehicle exhaust.
For Ladies – 4 Top Causes Of A Smelly Private Part
Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is the most common cause of vaginal odor. Every v**ina is filled with naturally occurring bacteria, and BV is simply an overgrowth of those bacteria. Most women in their reproductive years will experience at least one case of BV. The cause is unknown, but unprotected s*x and frequent douching can put you at a higher risk. Other symptoms include itching, soreness and discharge. Some cases of BV will go away on their own, but Planned Parenthood recommends that all women with BV symptoms visit their doctor for treatment to prevent rare but serious complications. Treatment for BV is usually as simple as a course of antibiotics.
YEAST INFECTION
A yeast infection is also very common (and very uncomfortable!). They present signs much like BV, with the addition of a thick, white discharge. Yeast infections do not require antibiotics and instead can be treated with one- or three-course vaginal anti-fungal treatments. Treatment for yeast infections has become very simple and can even be purchased over-the-counter. Most of these treatments tend to get messy, so it’s better to use them overnight.
Some STD’s can cause feminine odor, the most common are chlamydia and gonorrhea. Both diseases are common and easy to treat, but can cause serious complications if they go untreated. Unfortunately, both are also often not quickly diagnosed because they may or may not produce symptoms. The most common symptoms of chlamydia and gonorrhea include painful urination and pus-like discharge, although an unpleasant odor is often present as well. See your doctor immediately if you are experiencing any of these symptoms and avoid risk by abstaining or using protection during s*x.
PELVIC INFLAMMATORY DISEASE
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID) occurs when bacteria travel through the v**ina into the uterus. It is often a late-stage result of an STD not diagnosed, such as chlamydia. PID usually is not diagnosed until you experience chronic pain or have trouble getting pregnant because often,it does not present symptoms. If symptoms of PID are present, they may include pelvic pains, odor, heavy discharge, fever, fatigue, painful intercourse or painful urination. PID can be treated with antibiotics, though it may leave behind scar tissue that has lasting effects..
If you are experiencing any of these, the best bet is too see a medical doctor for proper treatment.
Women’s Health – 9 Factors That Affect The Health Of The v**ina!!!
Vaginal
health is an important part of a woman’s overall health. Vaginal
problems can affect your fertility, desire for s*x and ability to reach
climax. Ongoing vaginal health issues can also affect other areas of
your life, causing stress or relationship problems and impacting your
self-confidence.The v**ina is a closed muscular canal that extends from the vulva — the outside of the female private part area — to the neck of the uterus (cervix). Various factors can affect your v**ina, some modifiable and some not. They include -
1. Unprotected s*x. You might contract a sexually transmitted infection if you have unprotected s*x.
2. Aggressive s*x or pelvic fracture. Forceful s*x or an injury to the pelvic area can result in vaginal trauma.
3. Certain health conditions. Diabetes and Sjogren’s syndrome — an autoimmune disorder — can cause vaginal dryness.
4. Medications and feminine-hygiene products. Prolonged use of antibiotics increases the risk of a vaginal yeast infection. Certain antihistamines can cause vaginal dryness. Superabsorbent tampons can lead to toxic shock syndrome — a rare, life-threatening complication of a bacterial infection.
6. Pregnancy and childbirth. If you become pregnant, you’ll stop menstruating until after your baby is born. During pregnancy, vaginal discharge often increases. Vaginal tears are relatively common during childbirth. In some cases, an episiotomy — an incision made in the tissue between the vaginal opening and anus during childbirth — is needed. A vaginal delivery can also decrease muscle tone in the v**ina.
7. Psychological issues. Anxiety and depression can contribute to a low level of arousal and resulting discomfort or pain during s*x. Trauma — such as s*xual abuse or an initial painful s*xual experience — also can lead to pain associated with s*x.
8. Getting older. The v**ina loses elasticity after menopause — the end of menstruation and fertility.
9. Hormone levels. Changes in your hormone levels can affect your v**ina. For example, estrogen production declines after menopause, after childbirth and during chest-feeding. Loss of estrogen can cause the vaginal lining to thin (vaginal atrophy) — making s*x painful.
Things He Wants To Hear You Say In Béd
For a man, nothing is séxier than a woman who is loud in bed and participates in a little dirty talk. Below are five things your man is dying to hear you mouth off about.
Him
Men want to know that you’re not visualizing someone else when you’re with them or just phoning it in, so although it may seem basic, saying (or screaming out) his name in béd is a good way to ease into dirty talk. Punctuate it with a few “ooohs” and moans and it will be more than enough to get him going.The Action
If you’re being a tad quiet, many men will take the initiative and let you know what they’d like to hear by peppering you with questions, such as “What am I doing to you?” and “How does that feel?”In this case, simply describing the mise en scène and how you feel will suffice. However, don’t feel like obligated to use cuss words if it’s not your style. Instead, take a cue from romance novels and utilize under-used verbs like “pulse,” “swell,” and “throb.”
Your Fantasies
Nothing counts when it’s said in between the sheets, so if you’re feeling confident, why not seize the opportunity and tell him all of your craziest fantasies and dreams? If the thought leaves you tongue-tied, try practicing in front of a mirror – especially the particularly naughty parts – until you are able to say them without feeling embarrassed or laughing.Stock Dirty Phrases
Sometimes just having séx is intimate enough, and the idea of pouring out all of your deepest desires, especially in a new relationship, is too much. However, you don’t want to be mute. For those times, any of the following stock séxy phrases will work:“Oh, yeah, right there!”
“That feels amazing”
“Don’t stop, harder”
“I want you so bad”
“Give it to me!”
“You animal!”
Get Creative
Men can be just as insecure as women; so sometimes a little vocal encouragement is all that’s needed to let them know that you are enjoying what they’re doing. Sometimes a few soft purrs can be just as effective as a well-rehearsed speech, so don’t be afraid to get creative. Whatever you do to cheer lead them along will make your bédroom romp all the more exciting.Meet Massager Who Rubs Down Clients With Her Own br**sts, Makes Up To $1300 Daily
And, yes, bra sizes do go that large.
Kristy Love, 34, a certified massage therapist in Atlanta, advertises herself on her website as “THE premiere CMT BBW body rub specialist taking Atlanta AND the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment.”
For those of you who need some explaining, “CMT” is a certified massage therapist. A “BBW” is a big, beautiful woman.
Love’s clients can get both normal and “sensual” massages, but her stack-in-trade is something called the “happy man works” where she rubs her gigantic bosoms over various parts of her client’s body for $300 an hour.
Love claims on her website that the mammary massage is supposed to “keep you focused in the present and give you the opportunity to experience all aspects of your nature not just a part of your persona.”
Love didn’t intend to put her b**bs front and center when she started out in her masseuse career, but her attempts at finding a regular job were a bust.
“When I finished beauty school, no one wanted to hire me. I got interviews but I kept getting asked if I’d be able to stand all day,” Love said according to Reveal.co.uk. “People assumed my size would be a disadvantage. They’d never get back in touch.”
“At first, I was indignant and said I didn’t give those kinds of massages. I was ashamed of my body because I was so big,” she said, according to the Daily Mirror. “But when I realised there might be something in chest massages I put an advert in the local newspaper and the phone began ringing off the hook.”
Love makes as much as $1300 a day doing the massages, and has worked out various techniques to using her br**sts in different ways, such as body gliding, where she covers herself in oil and slides over the customer.
Some customers just want to be squashed, a technique that Love says is not without risks.
“I have to keep an eye out when I’m squashing someone,” she said, according to the Mirror. “I look at their feet and their fingers to make sure there is still movement there and they’re still breathing.”
But Love’s chesty antics are rubbing other masseuses the wrong way.
Michelle Rozzen, a licensed massage therapist in Los Angeles, says Love’s mammary rubdowns are completely unethical.
“Kristy provides more of a s*xual favor than massage, and it is considered inappropriate and illegal activity,” Rozzen told The Huffington Post by email. “In massage school we are not taught to do what Kristy performs. It’s more of a s*xual act and it gives those professional massage therapists, whom actually give proper massages with their hands, a bad reputation.”
Video:Vampire Woman: Lawyer Turns Herself Into A Vampire After Separation From Abusive Husband
Meet 35-year-old Maria Jose Cristerna also known as “Vampire Woman.”The name Vampire Woman started out as an insult but it has now opened doors for her.
“I am thankful for the nickname because, well, I overcame and can pass on my message. My transformation is, above everything, a consequence of loving tattoos and body modification,” she said.Click here to watch
“Yes, I Am Single And Seriously Searching” – Rita Dominic
Star actress Rita Dominic, who, a few weeks ago, lamented that the Nigerian media has been the reason she is not married, has come out to declare that she is very single and seriously searching for a husband.
The rich and talented Nollywood A-Lister who recently clocked 38 years of age, believes she is ripe for marriage and as such is having sleepless nights as to the reasons she keeps missing out on the Saturday ritual of walking down the aisle.
“I Can’t Get Married Because Of Nigerian Media” – Rita Dominic
Rita Dominic, one of Nigeria’s top Nollywood actress and eligible spinster believes the reason she is not yet married is because the Nigerian media has not allowed her. The very pretty damsel who celebrated her 36th birthday few weeks ago, believe that the press has made her plans to settle down very frustrating as they have repeatedly killed her attempt at having a sustainable romantic relation.
Rita claims that some years ago, she was in a very serious relationship but the media killed it because of the pressure they put on her and since then, she has not been able to get a serious man because such relationships will definitely be exposed to the press.
But some industry watchers have told her to look inwards and stop blaming others for her relationship woes. They are of the opinion that if some of her colleagues like Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Mercy Johnson and Ini Edo can get married despite the so called pressure from the press, she too should work on herself.
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.
a five star hotel in Abuja.
The manager told him:
"...in here we give every customer
personalized services and you
have to be very observant so you
know how to address their every
need even before they ask"
Before the manager could finish, a
couple walked through the hotel
entrance and the manager quickly
approached them, nicely took
their baggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our
delight to have you in our hotel.
Please come this way to the
reception"
... and he led them to the
reception.
After the couple had been taken
care of, Akpos asked the manager,
"Has the couple been visiting this
hotel before?"
"No" came the reply from the
manager.
"So how come you knew their
name?" asked Akpos.
"That is why I told you to be very
observant. All I had to do was
quickly look at the label on their
baggage while I'm taking it from
them and see the name on the
tag".
"Oh, here comes another couple.
Why don't you give it a try?"
"Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly
approached the couple, helped
them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR
HAND MADE LEATHER! We are
delighted to have you in our
hotel..."
The manager fainted!
LETTER TO GATE, FROM AKPOS
Mr.Akpos.
TO:Bill Gates Microsoft
From: Akpos
Subject: Problems with my new
computer.
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
we have bought a computer 4 our
home and we have found some
problems, which i want to bring
to ur notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but
there is no 'stop' button. We
request u 2 check dis.
2. One doubt is whether any
'rescooter' is available in system? I
find only 'recycle but i own a
scooter at my home.
3. There is 'find' button but it is
not working. My wife lost the
door key and we've tried alot to
trace the key with this 'find'
button, but was unable to trace.
Pls rectify dis problem
4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT
WORD' now he wants to learn
'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so when
wil u provide dat?
5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, wat
abt MICROSOFT HOME since i use d
pc at home.
6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse
& keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows ' My
Computer',when wil u provide d
remaining items?
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S 'Sir, how is it dat ur name is
Gates but u r selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Akpos!
AKPOS AND EKAITTE - AFTERNOON FIGHT (How the fight started)
a story with 4 parts. Remember
that, 4 parts!"
Ekaitte: "Alright love.."
Akpos: "Okay, i'm gonna start
with part 1..
There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road.
The husband says "let's take the
left one."
The wife says "I think we should
take the right road."
Then the husband slaps the wife
across the face " who's driving,
me or you?!" and they take the left
path."
Ekaitte: "Hahahahahahaha haha"
Akpos: "Now i'm gonna tell you
part 2..
Once they get to the campsite the
husband goes fishing so his wife
can cook their dinner.
He comes back and the wife says
"good now I can cook fish soup
for us to eat!"
The husband says "but I wanna
eat fried fish"
The wife slaps the husband across
the face and says "who's cooking
me or you?!" and they end up
drinking fish soup.
Ekaitte: "Oh crap!" lmao
Akpos: "Now I'm gonna tell you
part 4"
Ekaitte: "What about part 3?!"
Akpos: [Landed Ekaitte hot slap
across the face] who's telling the
story me or you!!
.
.
.
(I'll update u as soon as I'm able
to separate the fight)
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