I liked a girl named Stephanie, but never had
the guts to ask her out. So I met a native
doctor called “Mallam sabi“. All he demanded
from me was an internet modem, which I bought for
him. He then gave me a ring called “Touch &
Follow”. He said “all I needed to do was to
touch her with the ring & she will follow
me”. I was excited because that’s pretty easy
to do. I saw her passing the next day, and I
created a scene just to draw her attention &
touched her like it was a mistake. I was
expecting her to follow me, but she didn’t,
she rather moved on & was pressing her
phone. I was disappointed & went home.
Upon getting home, I checked my phone and
saw 9 notifications showing Stephanie
Douglas is now following me on twitter,
instagram, kik, badoo, viber & sent me a
friend request on facebook, sent me a
message on whatsapp. I called Mallam
immediately to inform him & he replied me.
“My Son, we have upgraded o, everything is
now digital” bye bye to local things, Welcome
to the global community. That’s why I didn’t
ask for Yam, egg, fowl, brain of mosquito,
groundnut oil, but a modem to keep me
online.
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