Funny

1. No be everybody wey fall for church get
demon inside, some are just sleepy that's all.
2. U acepted HIS engagement Ring 5yrs
ago & till now no wedding date. My Dear u
are not 'Lord of D Rings' Return his
Ring & move on or are u a learner?
3. You don't need to
always shout to be known!! EVEN without
advert!! GaRRI STILL sELL pass indomie.
4. Supporting arsenal and super eagles will
kill you faster than bullet.
5. You have slept with
over 10 girls without protection yet you go
to the barbers shop with your personal
clipper. What are you
preventing?
6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
pass, pass, pass, lose the
ball, goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot and
miss. And repeat.
7. Don't get excited when a girl starts calling
you Boo!! Boo might be a short Form for
OloriBooruku..
8. If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as a
student will u miss
assembly?
9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat Borrows
Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends, Just
keep It Up,The Lord Is Ur Strength.