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Manchester City Beats Manchester United on a 4 - 1 Ground

This is a Total Disgrace as Manchester City Thrashes Manchester UTD on a 4 - 1 Win in Favour of the City.



With Sergio Aguero and Others on the Pitch, Manchester UTD Fans will surely value the Presence of Van Persie as he Missed out the Manchester Derby today.






Whats your Say on this??






#Up Manchester!!!

How To Send Live Video Message Using Glo 3G Service (Glo Video Mailbox)


Dail 77011--send--listen yo voice prompt---selent on any choice of yours frm wht u hear---press4--record you own dedication message---enter time and date---dadicate it

Etisalat Magic Sim Browsing Code With #0.0

Etisalat Magic Browsing With #0.0 -

Feel The Speed!


While we are still waiting for the release of bbm onAndroid, let me quench our taste with this simple easy surfing tutorial for PC.

I know we are still rocking the Magic IP for etisalatand I just can�t imagine how much download so many of us have made in the last few hours.


First of all, tunnel gurus currently rocking real hard with this same etisalat working with the following configurations below.


How Can I Configure My Tunnelguru


==>Open your tunnelguru and configure it like this:


Server: Select any TCP


Server port: 80


Tick use proxy and input it like this

41.223.145.167:80


Protocol: TCP


This simple configuration powers all the applications on your PC.


Where Can I Download ?

Cliq dix link to download it


Run and install it on your pc; flex until your bears goes grey.


Secondly, a real dude has just developed a free browsingsoftware for pc. I have tested it, it is fast, it opens every site and the download speed is beyond what mouth can tell.

For your informations, it also streamline videos. You just need to test it yourself.


Download And Configure it Like This
==>Cliq dix link to download it
,

run and install it on your PC


==>Make sure you have your etisalat sim inputed inside your modem and connect it to your PC


==>Open the downloaded �ICT Internet Surfing� Software and click on connect


==>Configure your browser like this;


Manual proxy configuration: 127.0.0.1


port: 8080


Save and exit.


Can I Connect It With My IDM?


Yes, just use the same manual proxy configuration as above on your IDM and watch the downloaded speed.


Remember that the magic is in the browsing...

PHOTOS : Soccer Star, Samuel Eto’s Wife Exposes Her b**bs



Famous African soccer star Samuel Eto, who is currently signed to Chelsea is married to Ivorian beauty Georgette.
The CIV born wife of star footballer, Samuel Eto’o was photographed recently sunbathing in France unclad.
Georgette has three kids for Eto’o and lives in France with the kids.



Rihanna’s Photo With Slow Loris Leads Police To Smugglers

Pop star Rihanna spent a weekend at the beach in Thailand, leaving behind a trail of racy tweets and incriminating Instagram photographs that led police to arrest two people for allegedly peddling protected primates.
On a break from her Diamonds World Tour, Rihanna stopped in Thailand to visit the island of Phuket, where she befriended some local wildlife.
She posted a link on Twitter to an Instagram photo that showed her in sunglasses snuggling up to a furry primate called the slow loris, and tweeted Friday: “Look who was talkin dirty to me!”
The slow loris, a squirrel-like animal with big eyes, is native to Southeast Asia and is listed as a protected species.
“Phuket authorities were alerted to the picture (of Rihanna), and last night police arrested the two individuals who brought out the loris as a photo opportunity for tourists,” a Phuket district chief, Weera Kerdsirimongkon, said by telephone Sunday.
Police confiscated two lorises from the pair – a 20-year-old man and a 16-year-old boy – who could face charges of possession of protected animals. The charge carries a penalty of up to four years in prison and a 40,000 baht ($1,300) fine.
Weera said authorities have tried for years to crack down on the problem of vendors exploiting wildlife, particularly in popular tourist areas where people pay to pose for pictures with elephants, orangutans and other animals.
“It’s like a cat-and-mouse game. But this time it’s bigger because a celebrity like Rihanna posted the picture, and there were more than 200,000 `likes’ from around the world,” he said.
Rihanna also posted pictures of herself playing with a herd of elephants in the street Friday night, after which she tweeted: “They all hail Empress when She walk by.”
On the same night, she tweeted a few unprintable comments about what she apparently witnessed at an adult show in one of Phuket’s red-light districts.
Saturday’s tweets were devoted to the beach and photographs of the singer in a black bikini on a boat surrounded by turquoise water with limestone cliffs in the distance.
Before leaving Thailand on Sunday, she tweeted from the airport: “Gave the immigration guy my passport and he handed me this in return without a word. Lol.” It was a picture of the singer that said “I love Rihanna.”
Her next stop was Singapore before heading to Australia and New Zealand.

A guy was on a date with his brand new Range Rover sports ridin wit his babe

A guy was on a date with his brand new Range Rover sports ridin wit his babe

GUY>.. I have bin hidin a secret 4rm u n i tink u wil break dis relationshp wen i tel u

GIRL> what is it luv??

GUY> Am a sickler n am H.I.V positive

GIRL> (Hiting d guy on d lap) jeez,,u almst scared me,,tot u wantd 2 say d car u wia driving isnt yors..NA WA O

Akpos Jokes: Plastic Surgery

AKPOS: What is the cost of the plastic surgery?
DOCTOR: Its about N 900,000.
AKPOS: What!? Doctor that's too expensive.
Okay...err...what if I bring the plastic?

Akpos Jokes: I'm looking for my wife



I'm looking for my wife
Akpos enters a church and finds the priest.
"How may I help you son?" asks the priest.
"I'm looking for my wife, she said she would be here
but as I can see she's not around. Now that am here, I
would like to confess".
They go to the confession area, "forgive me father for
I have sinned."
"What are your sins my son?"
Akpos answers, "The other day, I went looking for my
wife at her home but she was not there. I found her
sister alone and I slept with her."
Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess"
"Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt's
place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone,
I slept with the cousin."
"You know that is wrong my son".
"Then the other day I went looking for her at her
working place. She was not there, I found her
colleague alone..."
The priest interrupts, "Let me guess, you slept with
her colleague?"
"Yes father". There was silence after that. "Father?
Father?" Still silent.
Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is
no longer there. He looks for him and finds him
hiding. "Why are you hiding father?"
The priest replies, "I've just realized you came
looking for your wife and I'm the only one here."

ASUU Blasts NUC, Says Strike Continue




4145The Academic Staff Union of Universities said the existence of the National Universities Commission has not brought improvement to the standard of education in the country.The union also said that it would not call off the strike because of the mere promise made by the Federal Government to provide revitalization fund for the university system.ASUU also called on the National Assembly to investigate the activities of NUC with a view to determining the continued relevance or otherwise of the university supervisory body.If found irrelevant, ASUU said it should be scrapped.Chairman of ASUU, University of Ibadan chapter, Dr. Olusegun Ajiboye, who spoke in Ibadan noted that the NUC boss, Prof. Julius Okojie, had concentrated theeffort of the university regulatory body on quantity rather than quality while issuing accreditation to universities.Ajiboye said, �Okojie should take full responsibility for all his deeds in the NUC. Nigerians should be proud of ASUU in its efforts at repositioning public universities inthe country.�The union leader added that the result of the assessment exercise of NUC carried out by the NationalEconomic Empowerment Development Strategy should be used to judge the relevance of NUC and its leader rather than the self-assessment of the regulatory agency.He said some of the accreditation's granted by NUC were enmeshed in controversy, wondering why the National Assembly had not taken action on the controversies surrounding the accreditation's so far recorded.He said, �One of the efforts of ASUU to reposition education in the country is the NEEDS Assessment document. This was a product of a rigorous academic exercise carried out by dependable and credible members of our union. Unlike the numerous faulty accreditation reports which had given these universities clean bill of health, theNEEDS Assessment Report stands out as a classical document of reference detailing the rot and decay in public universities in Nigeria.�All well meaning Nigerians can see the contrast between Okojie�s packaged accreditation reports and a credible job done by ASUU. It has become very clear from the assessment document that Okojie and his people have fooled this country for too long. Time is now for government to beam a searchlight on the activities of the NUC. The education committees inboth the Senate and House of Representatives have an arduous task to do here. Nigerians are calling for dismantling of an omnibus body that has done the country more harm than good.�ASUU also reiterated its commitment to the current effort to gain Federal Government consent to its demand, saying that the strike would not be called off based on mere government promise.Meanwhile, a non-governmental organisation, Do It Right Foundation, has appealed to the Federal Government and ASUU to work hard and resolve the lingering crisis that has shut down the education sector.In a statement on Sunday, President and National Coordinator of the foundation, Mr.Dixon Jubril, called on the university lecturers to give room for re-opening of the universities in the interest of the students.�It has become a burden on both the government and ASUU to save the education sector from collapseby finding a common ground for the amicable resolution of the crisis. What both parties to the dispute must have in mind is that while the situation lingers it is the future of the students that is at stake.�We call on ASUU in particular to shift ground a bit for the common good of the education system. It�s our belief that the time has come for ASUU to devise other means ofsettling its disputes with government instead of the constant disruption of academic activities with its attendant socio-economic implications -

2013/2014 NABTEB GCE Nov/Dec Exam TIMETABLE Is Out, Complete And Official Time table

NABTEB GCE,
Here we released the Officials Timetable
to you is Text Format so EARLY for you
FACE your Studies And get prepared
ahead of this Exam.

Friday(1-11-2013)
Physics practical 9-11.45am
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Monday(4-11-2013)
Chemistry practical 9-11am
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Tuesday(5-11-2013)
Biology practical 9-11am
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Thursady(7-11-2013)
ICT practical 9am-12noon
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Monday(18-11-2013)
Mathematics 9am-2.30pm
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Tuesday(19-11-2013)
English Language 9am-2.30pm
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Wednesday(20-11-2013)
Economics 9am-12.20pm
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Thursday(21-11-2013)
Biology (obj & theory) 9-11.40am
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Friday(22-11-2013)
Physics(obj & theory) 9-11.40am
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Monday(25-11-2013)
Commerce 9am-12.20pm
Literature(obj&prose) 1-3.40pm
ICT(obj & theory) 1-3.40pm
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Tuesday(26-11-2013)
Offfice Practice 1-4.20pm
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Wednesday(27-11-2013)
Literature(Drama&poetry) 4-6pm
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Thursday(28-11-2013)
Chemistry(obj&theory) 9-11.30am
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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Friday(29-11-2013)
Financial Account 9.am-12.30pm
via: www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
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2013/2014 NECO GCENov/Dec ExamTIMETABLE Is Out,Complete And OfficialTime table

Below is the complete nov/dec Neco Gce
timetable;
If you would like to be receiving the 2013 Real
NECO GCE Questions And Answers Direct to your
Phone As Text Messages (SMS) before/during exam
contact LINZ

S/N Subject

Date

Time

1 Arabic Paper I (Oral)

Monday 28th Oct. To

Thursday, 31st Oct. 2013
2 French Paper III (Aural Comprehension & Oral
Expression)

Monday 28th Oct. To Thursday, 31st Oct. 2013
3 Shorthand (Practical)

Friday 1st Nov.
3.00 pm – 4.13 pm
4 Typewriting (Practical)

Saturday 2nd Nov.
11.00 am – 1.40 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
5 Physics Paper I (Alternative to Practical)

Monday 4th Nov.
2.00 pm – 4.45 pm
6 Chemistry Paper I (Alternative to Practical)

Tuesday 5th Nov.
2.00 pm – 4.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
7 Biology Paper I (Alternative to Practical)

Wednesday 6th Nov.
2.00 pm – 4.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
8 Geography Paper I (Objective & Essay)

Thursday 7th Nov.
2.00 pm – 4.30 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
9 Agricultural Science Paper I (Alternative to
Practical)

Friday 8th Nov.
3.00 pm – 4.30 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
10 General Mathematics Paper I (Objective)

Saturday 9th Nov.
11.00 am – 12.45 pm
11 General Mathematics Paper II (Essay)

Saturday 9th Nov.
1.00 pm – 3.30 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
12 Economics Paper I (Objective)

Monday 11th Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
13 Economics Paper II (Essay)

Monday 11th Nov.
3.00 pm – 5.00 pm
14 Chemistry Paper II (Objective & Essay)

Tuesday 12th Nov.
2.00 pm – 5.00 pm
Answers @www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
15 Government Paper I (Objective)

Wednesday 13th Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
16 Government Paper II (Essay)
Wednesday 13th Nov.
3.00 pm – 4.40 pm
17 Biology Paper II (Objective & Essay)

Thursday 14th Nov.
2.00 pm – 4.30 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
18 Geography Paper II ( Essay)

Friday 15th Nov.
3.00 pm – 5.00 pm
19 English Language Paper I (Essay)

Saturday 16th Nov.
11.00 am – 12.45 pm
Answers @www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
20 English Language Paper II (Objective)

Saturday 16th Nov.
12.45 pm – 1.45 pm
21 English Language Paper III (Test of Orals)
(Objective)

Saturday 16th Nov.
2.10 pm – 2.55 pm
22 Physics Paper II (Objective & Essay)

Monday 18th Nov.
2.00 pm – 5.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
23 Commerce Paper I (Objective)

Tuesday 19th Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
24 Commerce Paper II (Essay)

Tuesday 19th Nov.
3.00 pm – 4.40 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
25 Agricultural Science Paper II (Objective & Essay)

Wednesday 20th Nov.
2.00 pm – 4.30 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
26 Literature in English Paper I (Objective)

Thursday 21st Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
27 Literature in English Paper III (Prose)

Thursday 21st Nov.
3.00 pm – 4.15 pm
28 Islamic Studies Paper I ( Objective )

Friday 22nd Nov.
3.00 pm – 4.00 pm
29 Islamic Studies Paper II (Essay)

Friday 22nd Nov.
4.00 pm – 5.30 pm
30 Health Science Paper I (Test of Practical)

Saturday 23rd Nov.
11.00 am – 12.30 pm
31 Health Science Paper II (Objective & Essay)

Saturday 23rd Nov.
1.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
32 Literature in English Paper II (Drama & Poetry)

Saturday 23rd Nov.
3.30 pm – 5.10 pm
33 Christian Religious Studies Paper I (Objective)

Monday 25th Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
34 Christian Religious Studies Paper II (Essay)

Monday 25th Nov.
3.00 pm – 4.30 pm
35 Physical Education Paper I (Theory of Practice)

Tuesday 26th Nov.
2.00 pm – 4.00 pm
36 Hausa Paper I (Objective)

Wednesday 27th Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
37 Hausa Paper II (Essay)

Wednesday 27th Nov.
3.00 pm – 5.00 pm
38 Igbo Paper I (Objective)

Wednesday 27th Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
39 Igbo Paper II (Essay)

Wednesday 27th Nov.
3.00 pm – 5.00 pm
40 Yoruba Paper I (Objective)

Wednesday 27th Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
41 Yoruba Paper II (Essay)

Wednesday 27th Nov.
3.00 pm – 5.00 pm
42 Financial Accounting Paper I (Objective)

Thursday 28th Nov.
2.00 pm – 3.20 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
43 Financial Accounting Paper II (Theory & Practice)

Thursday 28th Nov.
3.20 pm – 5.50 pm
44 Physical Education Paper II (Objective & Essay)

Friday 29th Nov.
3.00 pm – 5.00 pm
45 Further Mathematics Paper I (Objective)

Saturday 30th Nov.
11.00 am – 1.00 pm
46 Further Mathematics Paper II (Essay)

Saturday 30th Nov.
1.30 pm – 4.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
47 French Paper I (Written Comprehension)

Monday 2nd Dec.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
48 French Paper II (Written Expression)

Monday 2nd Dec.
3.00 pm – 4.45 pm
49 History Paper I (Objective)

Tuesday 3rd Dec.
2.00 pm – 3.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
50 History Paper II (Essay)

Tuesday 3rd Dec.
3.00 pm – 5.00 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
51 Arabic Paper II (Objective)

Wednesday 4th Dec.
2.00 pm – 3.30 pm
Answers @ www.linztechgroup.blogspot.com
52 Arabic Paper III (Essay & Literature)
Wednesday 4th Dec.
3.30 pm – 5.30 pm

If you would like to be receiving the 2013 Real

contact LINZ

Procedures.

NOTE:
i. Venues for Oral French and Arabic will be
announced.
ii. Candidates should confirm the specific venues for
Shorthand from NECO Zonal/State Offices where
they are sitting for the examinations.
iii. The Nigerian Languages i.e Hausa, Igbo and
Yoruba include the Literature Aspect.
iv. Possesion of GSM in Examination Hall is
PROHIBITED
v. Blind Candidates Who Registered Are To Sit For

The Examination In Their Respective NECO Zonal/
State Offices Only.

Davido being sarcastic about MayD's N150Milion house?


You know Mayd said he bought the 6-bedroom duplex in Magodo for 150million naira.
So Davido tweeted at him asking "wer my room dey for our house up or down lol!!
MayD then replied ""Up tinz Boss... Same place where my room is in ur house G"

Davido later deleted his own tweet ...maybe he realized his tweet didn't have a nice ring to it..Sounded sarcastic if you ask me ,also looks like Mayd got the drift coz his answer was pretty uptight ..lol

oleku - ice prince ft lil wayne,missy elliot n twista

Video-I'm seeing a shrink & still healing-Tonto Dikeh on her battle with Depression

In this very revealing interview with MHTV ,Tonto Dikeh opens up on many issues her plans to drop an album with good songs,experiencing lot of dark moments growing up ,misconceptions about her, and her depression
"I think I'm very very very misunderstood.I'm a very homely person.I actually never go out.If you ever see me in a club, its probably because something is happening or a friend is having something. I just never go out. That's something people don't know .I love to be at home, i love to eat food from my house .I don't go out to eat.I'm a home girl
On Depression
It brought me back to the beginning, I saw my self as a baby.I had to start from there. I'm still healing, I'm still taking classes, still seeing a shrink. I have doctors who are working with me.Depression is the deadliest disease that i've ever come across. It is something that can kill you in a snap Click here to watch

Genevieve Nnaji & I are not Lesbian lovers- Ella Martins

According to some tabloids way back(never heard tho)Genevieve Nnaji and Benin Republic actress,Ella Martins were lesbian-partners. In a interview with Demola of Gossippme blog, she tells the true state of their friendship
Genevieve is a very good friend of mine...we met way back in 2004 and we have been good friends since then. The story that we are lovers must have come from another female friend of hers. I am saying this because since 2004, there have been no such lesbian stories but suddenly it sprung up.
Towards the end of last year, I came to Nigeria and I stayed with Genevieve. Although we stayed under the same roof, we slept in different rooms.
More Below


There was a time during my visit that we both went to see a friend in a hotel in Lekki and people saw us going in. We later went clubbing that night with the friend and which I think is a normal thing for girls to club if they want to. But that was when the rumours got worse, that we went into the hotel to sleep with each other!!!
She said it’s not the first time the Press would label her a lesbian but she has developed a thick skin and so it doesn’t bother her because she knows she is not a lesbian!
 Genevieve and I have known each other since 2004 and she really is a nice person if you get to know her. We talk on phone a lot and we discuss life's issues like normal girls do...she is a wonderful person.I guess it’s because she is a famous person that some undesirable elements want to tarnish her image...and mine too. The Press make things worse too. There was a time I performed with Tony Tetuila and there were rumours after then that we were dating. But I just want to emphasize here that Genevieve and I are not in any form of sexual relationship, we are just good friends.

Maheeda posts photos of her bare crotch says"Its smooth & clean"

No words.Lest I forget, she still claims to be born again. So I guess she is doing this for the God she worships...
More photos with captions...Bitch I'm a show gurl. . Read your books,Like I care?


Beautiful ladies-Emma Nyra & Seyi Shay


Looks like the hottest chicks in the game are all American Returnees. Tiwa, Emma Nyra, Seyi Shay..
They also look alike..
Cute

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